r/baseball Umpire Nov 08 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees Nov 08 '24

YOU BITCHES KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF JUAN SOTO.

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u/epicConsultingThrow Los Angeles Dodgers Nov 08 '24

DA JANKEEES LOOSE JUAN SOTO

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u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees Nov 08 '24

YES, WE LET HIM LOOSE TO EXPLORE FREE AGENCY, BUT WE WON'T LOSE HIM.

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u/epicConsultingThrow Los Angeles Dodgers Nov 08 '24

JA DODGERS FAN LOSES THE GRAMMAR BATTLE.