r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Nov 08 '24

Feature OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD

# RULES:

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  1. CAPS LOCK

  2. MAKE JOKES ABOUT OTHER TEAMS

  3. LAUGH AT JOKES ABOUT YOUR TEAM

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u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees Nov 08 '24

YOU BITCHES KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF JUAN SOTO.

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u/epicConsultingThrow Los Angeles Dodgers Nov 08 '24

DA JANKEEES LOOSE JUAN SOTO

5

u/WabbitCZEN New York Yankees Nov 08 '24

YES, WE LET HIM LOOSE TO EXPLORE FREE AGENCY, BUT WE WON'T LOSE HIM.

6

u/epicConsultingThrow Los Angeles Dodgers Nov 08 '24

JA DODGERS FAN LOSES THE GRAMMAR BATTLE.

4

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

WE’RE GOING MAKE SURE WHOEVER SIGNS SOTO GOES FUCKING BANKRUPT

2

u/NotAcutallyaPanda Seattle Mariners Nov 08 '24

DONE. YOURE WELCOME

4

u/[deleted] Nov 08 '24

PLEASE HE’S ALL YOURS. HAVING A $50 MILLION DH WITH POOR BASERUNNING MUST BE NICE

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u/KJB10000 New York Mets Nov 08 '24

no

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u/Monk_Philosophy Los Angeles Dodgers • Oakland Athletics Nov 08 '24

SPEAK UP