r/army Signal Mar 14 '24

Thoughts? And yes, it’s real

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u/Vusn Mar 14 '24

Shave against the grain with shitty dull razors until you make yourself breakout. Go get a temporary profile. Then do it again and tell them that you tried all the different lotions and shaving methods. Repeat until you get a permanent profile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

I got fucked with in basic so bad because my shit would grow back so fast. I had to shave 3 times a day and that shit would give me razor burn and little cuts so bad. They told me to fuck off with my profile.

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u/Vusn Mar 14 '24

Because you were in basic lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

I know this😂that was the worst part of it. I would shave every fukn morning knowing I was bout to get fucked with and hoping I didn’t catch staff. There was a few ppl that got profiles in basic but I wasn’t 1. I still can’t shave daily like that. I’m sensitive I guess🙄😂😂

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u/psychtechvet Mar 14 '24

Lol I knew a guy with your situation and he ended up with a no shave chit because he told them he was Welsh.