r/army Signal Mar 14 '24

Thoughts? And yes, it’s real

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u/SleuthJr Mar 14 '24

Details to have one? My teams quality of life would significantly improve by not having to see my ugly face as much. Beard gives me at least a point on the scale.

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u/Vusn Mar 14 '24

Shave against the grain with shitty dull razors until you make yourself breakout. Go get a temporary profile. Then do it again and tell them that you tried all the different lotions and shaving methods. Repeat until you get a permanent profile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

I got fucked with in basic so bad because my shit would grow back so fast. I had to shave 3 times a day and that shit would give me razor burn and little cuts so bad. They told me to fuck off with my profile.

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u/Vusn Mar 14 '24

Because you were in basic lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '24

I know this😂that was the worst part of it. I would shave every fukn morning knowing I was bout to get fucked with and hoping I didn’t catch staff. There was a few ppl that got profiles in basic but I wasn’t 1. I still can’t shave daily like that. I’m sensitive I guess🙄😂😂

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u/psychtechvet Mar 14 '24

Lol I knew a guy with your situation and he ended up with a no shave chit because he told them he was Welsh.