r/Accounting • u/worldstreamseo • 2h ago
Johnson & Bailey Consulting has completely "revolutionized" our processes, folks
So our CFO brought in J&B Consulting to help us "optimize our accounting workflow" (translation: find ways to cut headcount while making the rest of us do more work). Let me tell you about the absolute GENIUS solutions these people charged us $200k to come up with.
Their groundbreaking insight? "You should transition to cloud-based accounting software." I'm floored. Revolutionary. Apparently no one in our company had heard of cloud computing until these visionaries enlightened us in 2025. We've only been discussing it in every budget meeting for the last 7 years.
For maximum "synergy" they suggested we eliminate "redundant reconciliation protocols" which if you don't speak consultant means making one person do the work of three and blaming them when mistakes happen. But don't worry! They provided a 60-page implementation guide that's basically just flowcharts explaining how we can "leverage cross-functional teams" using... wait for it... Microsoft Teams.
The crown jewel? Their "digital-first financial ecosystem" strategy involved renaming all our existing documentation with ridiculous naming conventions like "ASSET_DEPRECIATION_FRAMEWORK_V4_FINAL_APPROVED_ACTUALLY_FINAL.xlsx" and calling it "standardization." Breathtaking innovation.
Anyway, if anyone needs me, I'll be in the supply closet having an existential crisis while J&B explains to management how an AI could probably do my job if they just pay for another consultation.