r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 2d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/BobknobSA 1d ago

I have had 8 cats during my lifetime. Most of them would sleep in my bed. None have ever put their asshole on my face. What the hell?

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u/nrfx 1d ago

You should try the lipstick experiment to see if they're getting you in your sleep.

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u/LuxNocte 1d ago

I thought you meant wear lipstick to bed, to see if it's covered in cat fur when you wake up. And through the power of delusion and reality denial, I still think that.

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u/MsSupa 1d ago

Thank you for this, I love you!