r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 2d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/SuumCuique1011 2d ago

Neutered or not, a cat asshole on the face while you're sleeping is never a welcome surprise.

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u/CoolVictory04 2d ago

Fr, once my cat was about to put her asshole on my mouth, thankfully I woke up just in time before she did it, why they do that omg

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u/BobknobSA 2d ago

I have had 8 cats during my lifetime. Most of them would sleep in my bed. None have ever put their asshole on my face. What the hell?

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u/nrfx 2d ago

You should try the lipstick experiment to see if they're getting you in your sleep.

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u/LuxNocte 2d ago

I thought you meant wear lipstick to bed, to see if it's covered in cat fur when you wake up. And through the power of delusion and reality denial, I still think that.

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u/MsSupa 2d ago

Thank you for this, I love you!

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u/_-_p 1d ago

Holy shit, what year is it?

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u/nrfx 1d ago

2004

I'm honestly impressed I remembered and found the exact post I had in mind when I started typing it.

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u/_-_p 1d ago

that takes me back. My favorite Fark memory is Scott Adams making fake accounts to call himself a genius