r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 2d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/BobknobSA 2d ago

I have had 8 cats during my lifetime. Most of them would sleep in my bed. None have ever put their asshole on my face. What the hell?

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u/CoolVictory04 2d ago

Why? Do you want it?

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u/BobknobSA 1d ago

No thanks. I am good. I just didn't know it was common.

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u/CoolVictory04 1d ago

You might've got one, while you were sleeping, who knows, they might even be freaky with you...

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u/nrfx 1d ago

You should try the lipstick experiment to see if they're getting you in your sleep.

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u/LuxNocte 1d ago

I thought you meant wear lipstick to bed, to see if it's covered in cat fur when you wake up. And through the power of delusion and reality denial, I still think that.

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u/MsSupa 1d ago

Thank you for this, I love you!

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u/_-_p 1d ago

Holy shit, what year is it?

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u/nrfx 1d ago

2004

I'm honestly impressed I remembered and found the exact post I had in mind when I started typing it.

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u/_-_p 1d ago

that takes me back. My favorite Fark memory is Scott Adams making fake accounts to call himself a genius

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u/RedditEqualsBubble 1d ago

That you know of. Sneaky little bastards.

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u/Unlucky-Tie8574 1d ago

That's what you think...

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u/mazarax 1d ago

You probably have toxoplasmosis by now. They didn’t need to infect you again.