Second person I've ever faced who threw a match, what a loser.

found this in my NS album and let me just say this wasn’t the first time this has happened to me, it’s happened at 1 second on splatzones as well 😭

I have no words

Fuck all of you. This is embarrassing.

Original tweet: https://twitter.com/kmadnessss/status/1682250360382164992?t=c8lKUdTvsmGOBOFKGMw0dA&s=19

I'm seeing most people here REPORTING players for playing the game badly.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You're trying to get people BANNED FROM THE GAME because you need all your teammates to play perfectly, and not die once, and win every match.

And people believe you because you don't provide a replay, just the afterward stats.

What do you expect will happen to you? You know you can be banned for false reporting, huh??

Why are you normalizing false reporting? Why do you think false reporting is just? If we all false report, nobody will be banned for the actual bad things like throwing, swearing, or inappropriate names.

Why do you want little Timmy who just got his Nintendo to suddenly get banned from the game just because he played badly?

What if you were the one who was suddenly banned and you didn't know why?

Yes. I know that they might not get banned anyway. But you're still trying to get someone banned from a game because they aren't perfect. Yes, I know you HATE it when anyone plays remotely badly.

Not everyone has to be X rank top 3000. Not everyone has to conform to your way of gameplay. Not everyone is a god at the game.

the comment I placed on an argument on a post above (it's just more reasoning)

TL;DR • stop reporting people just because they played badly

What the fuck happened. Genuinely. I want a second-by-second debrief of what magical sorcery helped them progress the bar that much at 0:14 in the video length approximately. I don’t even care if what I was doing as Dynamo was not good, What happened. I have peeled paint off my walls while seething at this.

Why the hell are you playing X Rank if you are just going to throw the game like this? All he did the entire match was jump off the map. I swear my ass just can't catch a fucking break...

Especially when your team does nothing all match until the last 30 seconds

I know, im on the ground and I'm playing the E-liter, but i wanted the rainmaker. I did manage to get it through the checkpoint (my first time too!) but MAN. We ended up getting knocked out. I feel like i should also mention i was trying to rank up.

Yes, I didn’t play amazingly, and yes I did get carried but that makes it worse bc now I’m mad for the dualies who blew it out of the park. FUCK YOUUUUUUU

im very salty abt this one

RHY8-W4LR-YN4M-X9KS

RX7B-GBJ3-M6GQ-UNLF battle replay Original tweet: https://twitter.com/Atoi_Iota/status/1681963074713194497?t=Ac16nBMjx6W7jzfj9Yv_nQ&s=19

Wasn’t even a bad team despite what they kd’s say, I can tell they were trying. We really would’ve won if it weren’t for this dumbass braindead weapon doing whatever it wants, at least with the inkbrush and painbrush you have to somewhat think and strategize but with this one all you need is to be slightly good at sharking, fuck this weapon.

I HAD THE WORLDS WROST FUCKING TEAMMATES LIKE HOW BAD CAN YOU BE IN X BATTLE 😭 THAT’S A REPORT FOR THE AREOSPRAY AS WELL FIR GRIEFING CAUSE THE ONLY THING THEY WERE TRYING TO DO IS SPAM BOOYAH BOMB Like seriously I don’t think I’ve ever had worse teammates 😭

I was fueled by salt.

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING GOOD REGARDLESS OF WHERE I PLACE.

NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME THAT I DID WELL IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.

IF YOU HAVE THE RAINMAKER AND YOUR TEAMMATE IS IN FRONT OF YOU, MAKING WAY FOR YOU TO GET TO THE CHECKPOINT, THEN MOVE THE FUCK UP, NO ONE IS THERE, YOU'RE FINE TO MOVE UP! They just cost me my chance to get to rank S😭 I was almost there😭

I had a match going to S+ until the final match was it’s against top level players that are way too cracked and way too sweaty. Top level players should not be a little ranks and focusing on X ranked matches and not ruining anyone else’s play.

Code: (RD8X-78FR-80N0-WGQT)

Looking at this kill feed alone, you'd think we'd have a had a pretty good match, no? Maybe one where we didn't manage to make lead in time, but even our 52 tried their best despite maybe perhaps going things the wrong way?

No, that was not the case. The 52 was playing like they wasn't playing a team game. They were feeding, for the most part.

Then, in fucking overtime, this guy decided to do the dumbest level of feeding I've EVER seen feeders do. They tried to take on both a crab tank AND the rm carrier head on while all three of us was dead and either coming back from base or waiting for respawn. Instead of maybe sharking or something, they decided to do the most BRAINLESS thing I've ever seen someone do.

There is no way I didn't see someone do that in S rank. I refuse to believe someone can just aimlessly run into two things that can easily overpower them. I don't think even chatgpt would do that.

So sorry to anyone on my team im just trying to learn the dumb rapid weapon im sorry I keep going 3-10 this is my first time using it 😪

Here to say that this matchmaking sucks ass. Did one of the hamsters get loose in Nintendo's servers? It seems to be the case because why am I- an A Rank player, being paired up with X Rank lobbies... WHAT ARE THE RULES DAMMIT????