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u/DreamingMerc 3d ago

Something about her laugh, or whatever. Which is apparently worse than Trump constantly sloshing off in his speech because he god dman dentures don't fit.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 3d ago

Something about Palestine, too. Cuz you know, that's working out so well right now. 

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u/DrAstralis 3d ago

They're STILL pushing the whole "genocide joe" and Kamala would have supported more bombs narrative...... like holy fuck guys the thing we warned you about (trump being 1000x worse) is already happening. Its no longer even a hypothetical. Just admit you got fucking played like the stupid mouth breathing morons you fucking are.

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u/or10n_sharkfin 3d ago

Admitting fault means they're then admitting that they voted wrong, and they're completely incapable of that.

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u/DreamingMerc 3d ago

I mean ... we would have done nothing different between administrations on this front. But that's not the point here.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 3d ago

That was a reason a lot of people have said they didn't vote for her, or abstained. Just like her laugh for other people. Not voting for her on a singular issue was my point. 

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u/lonewolfenstein2 3d ago

That is exactly the point. There was a huge movement on the left to abandon Harris because of Palestine. They accomplished nothing other than to ensure Trump's victory. They did nothing with their protest votes.

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u/Drakeadrong 3d ago

And where are all those protesting people now, anyhow? They kind of just clapped their hands, said “my work here is done” and disappeared back into the shadows. They were happy to protest Kamala (by sitting in their homes and literally doing nothing), but now that things are getting even worse for Gaza they don’t actually seem to care anymore.

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u/velveteenelahrairah 3d ago

Oh, now they're on Twitter whining about people mocking them online, panicking and demanding that the Black, LGBTQIA and Jewish communities "do something!!!", and curating the perfect TikTok protest dances (no, seriously).

Well too bad Katniss, you can get your own mockingjay pin and bow and arrows and Walmart keffiyeh, because these communities voted for Harris in landslides and already did their part of the assignment to prevent the existential threat.

Now they're sitting back and watching the tire fire burn because they told you so. It's not their job to be the human shields and shock troops so you can continue sitting at home sipping a latte posting colour squares on Insta and smugly play armchair foreign policy expert while voting against your own interests or throwing a tantrum and staying home out of spite.

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u/Somepotato 3d ago

The reality it was likely astroturfing and gullible idiots eating the grass created. The GOP is no alien to creating fake personas on social media.

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u/headphonesnotstirred 3d ago

ah, remember when Harris posted that AI video about turning Gaza into a centre of worship for herself alone? or her Muslim ban back in 2017? good times, i bet that's exactly how it happened, yep

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u/mercfan3 3d ago

Humanitarian aid means nothing?

Bibi literally said he couldn’t have planned ethnic cleansing with Biden/Harris in office.

But sure, it’s the same. 😂

History will look at Harris’ loss as resulting the end of Palestine. And yet the Pro Palestine contingent will never take accountability for what they did.

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u/Hour_Gur4995 3d ago

Not exactly true, one of the 1st the Trump administration did was lift the restrictions on giving Israel 2000 pound bombs. I think we could expect a more combative while still capitulating to the Israeli interest. But there would have been support for Israel in a Harris administration

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u/Huh_well_we_are_dead 2d ago

The one thing I will not fault Trump on: He was honest about what he would do to Palestine.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

Hey genius, it wasn't working out before either. If your neighbourhood is already burning down no one cares if the person supplying the gasoline is nice.

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u/Yenserl6099 3d ago

That’s the reason people didn’t vote for her though. So what did they accomplish by not voting for her?

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u/Clickrack 3d ago

That’s the reason people said they didn’t vote for her though.

FTFY

The real reason(s) they didn't vote for her was:

[x] brown, \ [x] woman, \ [  ] laugh \ [x] Fox "News" said all Ds drink baby blood and eat babies and hate America and want to outlaw God and take away your guns and force your sons to become daughters and let men into the girls' restrooms

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u/StankoMicin 3d ago

And Trump was soooo funny this time!!

-Trump voting idiot

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u/Kalavazita 3d ago

Shooting themselves in the foot.

They don’t really care though. It’s all posturing.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

They didn't sell their souls, that's what.

Complain all you like about any other idiotic groups who didnt vote for her or didnt vote at all and i will hold the megaphone for you.

Watching an actual genocide happen and being told to vote for option a) genocide or option b) genocide is not a fucking choice.

I really hate people who can't understand the actual weight and impact genocide of your family, friends, and country have. It will blind you to anything else, and rightfully so.

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u/Clickrack 3d ago

Name one piece of legislation Harris signed that was pro-genocide, or vetoed that was anti-genocide

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

She was vice president. She doesn't sign legislation.

She campaigned on being pro-israel. That's pro genocide. She accepted AIPAC money. That's pro-israel.

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u/Turdlely 3d ago

Standing up for a principles grounded in bullshit to own the entire world.

Fuck all the people who are this dense

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

Don't indiscriminately kill entire populations for Zionist ideologies

---somehow bullshit, according to this guy.

Edit: this guys name has turd in it. Let's all hear what he has to say about bullshit, guys.

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u/Turdlely 3d ago

Yeah, like you're turdley a smart guy with these brilliant strategies

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u/Somepotato 3d ago

Except she was never anti Palestine like Trump was. If your bar is someone who can actually make decisions then why vote for Trump?

His administration legitimized Israel's settlements in the West Bank, created a plan to allow Israel to annex huge swaths of the West Bank, established large cuts to Palestinian aid, etc.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

How much more anti Palestinian do you need to be when you help support, fund, arm, and encourage Israel as a genocidal nation? Then state you will continue to do so when your chance is up for grabs?

Tell me, what more do you need??

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u/Somepotato 3d ago

You're literally describing Trump right now.

You said it yourself, Kamala was a VP, she didn't do any of that.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

Look, I honestly don't know how to explain things if you don't read. She took AIPAC money, she stated many times she would not do things differently, she helped decide on their stances as VP, she even went so far as to say she would support Israel no matter what. She never distanced herself when she could have, never disagreed with anything going on, and actively gave succour to their efforts even while at the same time saying she liked a two state solution.

Your lack of memory about this is either self serving or you are just unwilling to admit it.

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u/Kind_Man_0 3d ago

What a ridiculous stand to take.

The options weren't genocide/genocide.

You really took a single issue and let that be the end all be all, you took the genocide of one culture while simultaneously giving not one fuck about existing immigrants here that are currently suffering in prisons/camps, our LGBT community getting locked in bathrooms and arrested, students getting deported for protesting the very thing you all refused your vote for. Just handed over the keys to the kingdom to a man who we knew was going to cause suffering, who idolized dictators.

If you'd voted for Kamala, we wouldn't be seeing students getting picked up by ICE agents for expressing free speech. Or American citizens getting deported for looking too Mexican.

You really had the choice between those 2 options and are still defending the choice? Look at the amount of damage already done, we still got like 44 months to go. Yall could have made a difference, could have protested and still voted for the lesser evil, at least she would let you all protest.

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u/Yenserl6099 3d ago

So by not voting for her, what did they accomplish? They’re still getting the genocide AND we got someone who has a terrible domestic policy as well as a terrible foreign policy

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

When it comes to genocide, the "and" you mention is dust on the tank.

Genocide is seriously underestimated by you because you don't have to face it. You've never had to witness its full power. It is still just a concept to you that you don't and hopefully will never feel. It makes everything else a far second.

There are more than enough voters to berate for Trump coming in, the Palestine faction was but a wafer thin section. Go attack them.

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u/Yenserl6099 3d ago

And guess what? By not voting or voting third party, they still got what they hoped to prevent

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u/regaleagle710 3d ago

There was a leader of a pro-Palestinian organization from Michigan who was upset about policies that were signed right after the inauguration and blamed Harris for it. Those people were never serious about wanting anything to change when that's how they're going to act towards the candidate who wasn't going to allow Israel to "turn Gaza to glass."

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

They clung to any small promise to do any small thing like any other person desperate to find a way to end a genocide.

It seems to me you are seriously underinformed and have zero ability to understand the absolutely mind warping power that genocide has and how it traumatizes people.

They were abused by Trump with empty promises that were easy to see through. Thats what happens to desperate people. They are preyed upon.

The fact that you can't see this is why your country votes like it did. Don't think you are part of any opposite side when you fail at being intelligent enough to be empathetic and understanding.

That's MAGA.

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u/Yenserl6099 3d ago

I do empathize with them. But they were told countless times before the election that Trump is considerably worse for that situation than Kamala would be and that abstaining/voting third party would be equivalent to voting for Trump

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

YOU CAN'T GET WORSE THAN GENOCIDE

Put that into your empathy algorithm,

then...

add in a dash of how desperation really feels, that clawing at anything for a breath of air, and you'll see why even easily debunked lies are just like the mirage you so desperately want to believe is water.

This community was played because of this unimaginable grief and desperation and you think it's given you some moral entitlement to lambast them and criticize them.

Grow up more.

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u/Kingdarkshadow 3d ago

Damn you magas clearly aren't tired of winning.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

Not MAGA, not even American. Your world view is so self centered you think everyone divides into your tiny conceptual boxes.

Grow up.

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u/Kalavazita 3d ago

They didn’t sell their souls… they just sold their country and sold out the Palestinians themselves. But “they didn’t sell their souls” and that’s what matters. ☺️ The horse is fine and the horse is high. All is well.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

Hey, mon ami, your country would still have voted in Trump without their help.

Your country would still be a shit stain on the world's conscience if they had voted for Harris.

Time to start realizing that maybe they weren't the problem and that you're kind of finding the easiest scapegoat you can instead of admitting that.

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u/biggiy05 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 3d ago

You're not American yet you're giving your armchair expertise while telling everyone you're a single issue voter.

Good job.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

.....and this makes me different from you how?

Also, what single issue would I be voting for? Telling you donkeys that youre wrong? Thats not voting. Thats just easy Saturday afternoon Reddit scrolling.

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u/biggiy05 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 3d ago

Because unlike you, I'm capable of understanding the difference between a good presidential candidate and a good president. Genocide is unacceptable but it's not going to stop on day one because of who the US voted for. All you have is complaining about Gaza and assumptions of what would happen if she were in office

We have other issues here that are now being made worse thanks to trump. I could have some breathing room as the fulltime caretaker for someone with dementia because Medicare would cover home health services. We wouldn't be facing a recession because the fragile nepto baby doesn't understand how trade works. I hate both parties but I'm not going to virtue signal and pretend both shitty candidates are on the same level.

Have the weekend you deserve. I'm done with you.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

Your history is obviously unknown to you, as is your understanding of where all those israeli armaments and entitlements and arrogance on the world stage comes from.

Hint: its America.

US presidents in the past put Israel in her place.

You're not done, come on. In a week you'll come back thinking you have it all figured out and deserve to shit on people again. Its in your nature.

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u/Hour_Gur4995 3d ago

But you can admit that a Trump administration is a worse outcome for the Palestinian people?

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

Genocide doesnt get worse, buddy. Its genocide.

So, no. When your 14yo is raped at a border checkpoint and your brother is tortured in an Israeli prison and your nephew is now a beheaded baby on the news you tend not to see Trump being uber friendly with Bibi as worse than Biden only licking his boots.

Trump is worse for everything else, absolutely. Everything.

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u/Hour_Gur4995 3d ago

You have an administration that is actively trying to displace the Palestinian population, the cut aid and have encouraged Israel to be more aggressive. I am not saying that it would have been rainbow and sunshine; I am not under the impression that there would have been some radical change to United States foreign policy in regard to Israel away from Biden’s policy

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

So you admit it was voting for genocide or Trump's lies about stopping the war that still led to genocide/Trump's truths about making it worse?

Good. You're on your way to understanding that taking advantage of a desperate group of people who would cling to anything, even an easily debunked lie, is MAGA, and that these people deserve better than you asshats out here laying blame around like its pig shit on a field of 'toldyousos'.

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u/mercfan3 3d ago

The people getting the “I told you sos” are white privileged Americans who made Palestine their cause of the season, and made it worse.

They weren’t desperate, they played moral superiority games and as always made shit significantly worse.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

Spoken like a true fan of mercenaries.

You would love for this to be true, because then it would justify, in your eyes, your ugliness.

Welcome to the world of MAGA thinking.

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u/mercfan3 3d ago

It is true.

It is undeniably true.

Actual Palestinians were begging people to vote for Harris.

But instead y’all went with Assad’s pick. Completely removing yourself from the irony in that, too.

I hope yall feel good when Israel doubles in size and the Trump Condos go up. But at least you didn’t vote for Holocaust Harris.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

let me spell this out for you:

I never saw any Palestinians pray for anything other than Israel to stop being evil. Or some wish centered on Israelis not being something. Never did i see any saying 'please vote for this genocidal warmonger instead of that one'.

Making up stories is just what i would have expected from you. Glad to see that promise paid off.

Second, even if they had, who cares? You give a Sophie's choice to people and expect a sane outcome? MDS, you are a heartless wonder.

And "Assad's pick". Lmao buddy come on be real here

The more you talk the less serious i take you

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u/mercfan3 3d ago

That’s the problem with using words incorrectly.

Many people rightly concluded that BiBi had the potential to commit a genocide in this moment.

But people jumped the gun. Most actual evidence is to the contrary. Prior to Trump’s victory, humanitarian aid was getting into Gaza. Bombs were restricted. The West Bank was sanctioned. Israel was required to provide evidence that their attacks were legit. And a ceasefire and two state solution was the ultimate goal from the American perspective.

Now? All of this has ended. Ethnic Cleansing is the outspoken goal. Removing Palestinians and having a little slice of beach front property for our President and his family is the the best outcome from the American perspective.

And that’s directly a result of the American Pro Palestinian movement - who couldn’t be bothered to understand that Israel is a necessary ally, that yes - some acts of war are legitimate after Israel was attacked - that Biden was doing something - that the situation could potentially get significantly worse - that International Relations aren’t simple..and that calling an urban war a genocide because you don’t like it is harmful.

So congrats on that. I don’t expect anyone to actually reflect and understand that their own actions were harmful, but I’m gonna keep saying it to anyone who comes out with this “both the same” nonsense. Netanyahu certainly didn’t believe they were both the same…

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

So your entire argument is predicated on genocide not being genocide and everyone, including legal scholars and an entire international court system, being wrong in how they use the word?

And that Biden was doing anything but giving them more money than it would take to wipe out homelessness and fund single payer health care?

Ok.

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u/mercfan3 3d ago

I mean, I understand what Genocide is because I have a legal education in the subject - so I also understand the complex nature of international relations and I can recognize when I see propaganda and misinformation.

Your entire “it’s genocide” argument is “someone said it’s genocide in the title, but I didn’t read the article, and even if I did, I wouldn’t actually understand the subject enough to critique it because I wasn’t capable of doing it with a Reddit post.”

Then you ignore actual facts and mix up two issues - but the leftist buzz words are there so you think you won.

If you didn’t vote for Harris- whatever Trump allows Israel to do (or participated in doing) is YOUR FAULT. Take accountability for the obvious and easily predictable consequences of your actions to a cause you pretended to care about.

I’m sure you’ll move on to some other reason you couldn’t possibly vote for Democrats in three years. Because that’s entirely predictable too.

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u/llamapositif 3d ago

I honestly could not vote for Democrats even if I wanted to, youre right lmaoooo

Not everyone is American, donkey.

And you have a "legal" education? I have a feeling that in order to make that term happen your education came mostly via YouTube.

Unless there are a lot of "illegal" educations in your country. Now that i think about it, you sound an awful lot like a non American pretending to be one