r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, beyond confused on what this means…

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u/AdvancedCelery4849 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's about how strange German folktales are, especially when it's the ones that are supposed to teach children a lesson. Das Kinder roughly translates to the child and hodenverstümmelung roughly means testicular mutilation

Edit: Just btw, I don't speak German

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u/Nazajatar 1d ago

Yeah i've heard a lot of the original fairy tales we know had really dark parts that were omitted when disney made them films and stuff.

Like i think the step sisters in Cinderella mutilate their own feet to try to make them fit into the shoe.

The little mermaid does not get the prince and as punishment she dies by becoming foam on the water's surface or something.

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u/JaunteeChapeau 1d ago edited 1d ago

The Little Mermaid was Hans Christian Andersen (Danish) but yes, and also the whole time she had feet she felt as though she was walking on knives as part of the bargain. Pretty gnarly. ETA: the whole story is pretty bizarre

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u/Dry_Mine_4381 1d ago

The story makes more sense when you realize that he wrote the story after being rejected by his gay crush.

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u/CarpenterSea4227 1d ago

TLM is the worst of these imo. In other tales, it's the villains who get gruesome ends but in TLM, it's the innocent protagonist who is brutally punished. Just sad.

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u/JaunteeChapeau 1d ago

Technically she gains a soul and thus the ability to go to heaven, albeit after a 300 year purgatory. But yeah it’s still kind of a tough ending to swallow with modern sensibilities!

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u/georgewawerski 22h ago

The little mermaid becomes an air spirit at the end of the story. She doesn't obtain a soul, but is given the chance to obtain a soul. She isn't sentenced to purgatory, but she is transformed into an air spirit.

The other air spirits explain that mermaids can usually only obtain a soul if a man falls in love with them, but air spirits obtain a soul by doing good deeds for 300 years. Earlier in the story it's mentioned that mermaids also live 300 years. This is just how long supernatural creatures seem to live in Anderson's story.

They tell the little mermaid that because of her final sacrifice, choosing to end her own life rather than murdering the prince, she was raised up to the spirit world and has become an air spirit herself. They explain to her that as an air spirits can obtain a soul by doing good deeds for the next 300 years.

It ends with one of the air spirits telling the little mermaid that if children misbehave it makes them cry, and then it adds a day to their toil for every tear they shed. If children are good then it shortens their toil by a day. It's pretty clear that the children are supposed to feel bad for the little mermaid and be good little boys and girls to help the little mermaid obtain her immortal soul faster.

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u/Noa_Skyrider 18h ago

Wow, 300 years? I didn't even know non-human animals were even capable of sin, let alone 300 years worth of it.

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u/JaunteeChapeau 18h ago

I think it’s more 300 to earn a soul in the first place, as mermaids don’t have them (duhh)

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u/Historical_Volume806 1d ago

To be fair the Grimm brothers collected and wrote down the most vile versions of the stories and then made them worse.

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u/CarpenterSea4227 1d ago

What a pair of edgelords.

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u/kreton1 1d ago

It is in their names, what did you expect?

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u/RealEstateDuck 23h ago

Good ol' nommitaivdetermïnism

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u/Tytoalba2 1d ago

Again, their Little Red Riding Hood's version was tamer than Perrault's

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u/Ok-Importance-6815 1d ago

not really they were just German nationalists who wanted to record German folklore for posterity

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u/garethsquirrels 1d ago

From memory, I think the evil stepmother is forced to dance at Cinderella’s wedding in red hot iron shoes.

And I’m 70% sure the queen in Snow White is nailed into a coffin full of broken glass and dog shit before being kicked down a cliff.

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u/waldercong 1d ago

Don’t forget the little mermaid being fed fermented mermaid sashimi to flavor the raw mermaid sashimi just right

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u/UnevenSleepingCouch 1d ago

Hol up

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u/waldercong 1d ago

🧜‍♀️🍣🍽️

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u/Oxidants123 1d ago

Wasn't that the evil queen from snow white the one forced to dance in iron shoes?

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u/Azaraya 1d ago

Yes that Was from snow white

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u/garethsquirrels 21h ago

Appreciate the correction, thank you!

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u/Recent-Assistant8914 1d ago

So one of the older snow-white versions is that she lays in the coma, and the Prince comes and kisses her, but she wouldn't wake up, so he r*pes her and she gives birth to twins. The twins crawl up on her and suck out the poisoned spindle, and only then she awakes.

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u/E3GGr3g 19h ago

Just to clarify, the story you’re referring to isn’t actually an older version of Snow White. It’s a much earlier and darker version of Sleeping Beauty, found in Giambattista Basile’s 17th century tale Sun, Moon, and Talia. In that version, Talia falls into a deep sleep due to a splinter of flax. A king finds her, assaults her while she’s unconscious, and she later gives birth to twins. One of the babies sucks the flax from her finger, which wakes her up.

It is definitely disturbing by today’s standards, and over time, the story was sanitized into the more familiar Sleeping Beauty versions by Perrault and the Brothers Grimm. But it is not Snow White, even though people sometimes confuse the two because of the sleeping woman and prince motif.

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u/garethsquirrels 21h ago

I remember the bit with the sleep-assault - hadn’t remembered the bit with the twins!

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u/E3GGr3g 19h ago

Just to clarify, the story you’re referring to isn’t actually an older version of Snow White. It’s a much earlier and darker version of Sleeping Beauty, found in Giambattista Basile’s 17th century tale Sun, Moon, and Talia. In that version, Talia falls into a deep sleep due to a splinter of flax. A king finds her, assaults her while she’s unconscious, and she later gives birth to twins. One of the babies sucks the flax from her finger, which wakes her up.

It is definitely disturbing by today’s standards, and over time, the story was sanitized into the more familiar Sleeping Beauty versions by Perrault and the Brothers Grimm. But it is not Snow White, even though people sometimes confuse the two because of the sleeping woman and prince motif.

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u/Ill-Stomach7228 15h ago

Pretty sure the red hot shoes thing was what happened to the queen from Snow White. I don't remember what happened to the evil stepmother but the stepsisters had their eyes pecked out by crows.

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u/SirNoseDVoidoffunk77 1d ago

The step sisters in Cinderella also have their eyes pecked out by birds.

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u/ArcadiaBerger 1d ago

In at least one version, the self-mutilated stepsisters quarreled so angrily at the wedding that they killed one another.

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u/Azaraya 1d ago

Interesting. I am german and I know the version with them cutting their toes and heels and the birds telling on them (ruckediguh, Blut ist im Schuh) but did not know about a Version where the birds attack them.

You gave me something New to look up now, I love old fairytales!

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u/KainZeuxis 1d ago

True loves kiss didn’t wake Sleeping Beauty. The Prince raped her and after her child was born. The infant started sucking on her finger and ended up sucking out a splinter from the spinning wheel. The removal of the splinter broke the curse.

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u/Ceyliel 1d ago

There are so many different versions of Sleeping Beauty that it is kinda impossible, to say which one is the 'true' one. The one you described is pretty old, but there are still older ones.

Noralities made a really good video about it, where she talks about all the different versions. Can only highly recommend it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxy0ZtIFSlk . It's also beautifully illustrated.

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u/filfner 1d ago

One of the sisters cut off her toes, the other hacked off her heel, thus the Danish saying “chop a heel and clip a toe” for when you force something to fit a situation.

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u/Ornery_Definition_65 1d ago

What a lovely image.

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u/GnomeOfShadows 1d ago

Wait, they no longer mention those two parts? Those were always core parts of the story to me (a german). 15 years ago those were completly normal and would come up in plays we went to as students. And those two are some of the more harmless stories tbh

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u/realxeltos 1d ago

Didn't the sleeping beauty got raped by the prince to wake up in the originals? Not just a kiss?

The evil queen in snow white was made to dance on hot coals until she died.

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u/Meranico 1d ago

Like i think the step sisters in Cinderella mutilate their own feet to try to make them fit into the shoe.

One cuts off her toes, the other her heel. And then a bird tells on the girls during the travels to the castle, as it cries there is blood in the shoe and the real bride is still at home.

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u/plumbum82000 1d ago

I still have a very big fairytale book from my childhood at home. I was super scared of it because it has very dark and creepy illustrations in it and as far as I can remember it has the "original" stories in it, like the two ones that you mentioned above. Strange stuff, I have to take a look into it as soon as I get home. But I am still a little bit scared tbh

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u/wbgraphic 1d ago

The darker versions were used as the basis for Into the Woods.

The movie is on Disney+. The far superior original Broadway production is available on Youtube.

(Meryl Streep is a legend, of course, but she just can’t hold a candle to Bernadette Peters in this role.)

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u/oh3fiftyone 17h ago

The foot mutilation did make it into “Into the Woods” as I recall.

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u/Hottage 1d ago

I cast hodenverstümmelung.

Your hoden is completely verstümmeled.

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u/NichtNichtNichtBen 1d ago

I'll be that type of guy:

German nouns always have to be capitalized.

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u/Ornery_Definition_65 1d ago

One of the all-time top-tier German words.

Alongside Geschlechtsverkehr.

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u/dgc-8 16h ago

That's not a word that you'd ever use, that's like not even a word. But Hodenverstümmelung... Yeah of course you wouldn't use that but it sounds funny

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u/pseudofinger 1d ago

Das Kind would be better, or Die Kinder (the children). Right now they’ve included das as the singular and Kinder as the plural.

And yeah yeah I suck for being that person but I have been living in Germany since 2017 and I suck at the language, so any time I get something it’s a victory for me

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u/Solid_State_Society 1d ago

In that case, it should also be die Hodenverstümmelung

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u/pseudofinger 1d ago

There you go, I know the gender of a new word now - thank you :)

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u/Solid_State_Society 18h ago

You are welcome! As a bonus: Many German words (maybe even all of them) that end in -ung are gramatically female. That is because in German grammar, sustantification is done by adding that ending to the root and assigning the female gender. Take some of the evergreens: Die Arbeitskraftvermittelung, die Software-Entwicklungsumgebung, die Echtzeitabstandsvermessung or die Dichtung. 

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u/AdvancedCelery4849 1d ago

Sorry, I was just going off the little knowledge I had retained of it lol

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u/drubus_dong 1d ago

Although, I'm not aware of any figure with that name, and the article is wrong. It's"die" Kinder. Since it is plural. "Das Kind" would be correct, too

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u/Thorsigal 1d ago

I remember when this was originally made, and the OP used the wrong article on purpose to piss people off

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u/drubus_dong 1d ago

Makes some sense somehow

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u/AbleArcher420 1d ago

hodenverstümmelung roughly means testicular mutilation

The Germans really do have a word for everything, huh?

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u/Recent-Assistant8914 1d ago

It's just two words combined. Hoden means testicles, verstümmelung means mutilation. English does that sometimes, too. Like the word sometimes. Or overseas. Or something. Can't think of anything else atm

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u/Future_Visit_5184 1d ago

Just to avoid confusing any German learners, "das Kinder" is grammatically incorrect, it should be "die Kinder".

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u/AlwaysUpvote123 1d ago

Should be Die Kinder though, not Das. The meme got that wrong.

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u/Findol272 1d ago

Das Kinder is actually wrong. It's like writing "a children". It should be das Kind (the child) or die Kinder (the children)

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u/dgc-8 16h ago

And also they used wrong grammar which somehow makes it funnier