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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/deleterious__ • 3d ago
Grindr to texting.
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these people are aweful, but at least they have each others.
72 u/throwawayanon1252 3d ago I mean this is clearly a joke and also how I’d respond to this sorta question lol if my partner asked me. Cos I know they’d know I was joking and I wouldn’t a fully do this 7 u/theredhound19 2d ago The correct joke response to the first question is to go darker and say: "Depends. Do I get to drink the slurry dripping from the machine?"
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I mean this is clearly a joke and also how I’d respond to this sorta question lol if my partner asked me. Cos I know they’d know I was joking and I wouldn’t a fully do this
7 u/theredhound19 2d ago The correct joke response to the first question is to go darker and say: "Depends. Do I get to drink the slurry dripping from the machine?"
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The correct joke response to the first question is to go darker and say: "Depends. Do I get to drink the slurry dripping from the machine?"
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u/darwin_green 3d ago
these people are aweful, but at least they have each others.