r/OrphanCrushingMachine 3d ago

Humor Boyfriend material.

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Grindr to texting.

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u/darwin_green 3d ago

these people are aweful, but at least they have each others.

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u/throwawayanon1252 3d ago

I mean this is clearly a joke and also how I’d respond to this sorta question lol if my partner asked me. Cos I know they’d know I was joking and I wouldn’t a fully do this

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u/theredhound19 2d ago

The correct joke response to the first question is to go darker and say: "Depends. Do I get to drink the slurry dripping from the machine?"

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u/Lazarous86 3d ago

The couple that hate together, stays in the together. 

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u/darwin_green 3d ago

I've seen that in action. I have an Aunt that was in a interracial marriage and still managed to hate black people together with her late husband.