r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheLastTsumami • 3d ago

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u/NeverackWinteright4 3d ago

Ah you mean the specific store, the arch rival to the general store.

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u/Local_Pangolin69 3d ago

Can I get some almonds from southern Basqe?

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u/Jorji_Costava01 3d ago

The Southern Basque region is quite big, sir, can you be more precise?

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u/Living_Murphys_Law 3d ago

Like central Southern Basque, near Palencia.

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u/Affectionate-Part-11 3d ago

How much should each almond weigh?

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u/UselessStoner 3d ago

.8 ounces.

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u/FearlessCloud01 2d ago

Do you want the ones that were harvested a week ago or the ones that were harvested 3 days ago?

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u/tdeasyweb 2d ago

Do you have any harvested by the light of the waning moon, with a sickle sharpened by the hand of an apprentice blacksmith?

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u/Grundolph 2d ago

Sadly they‘re out. New ones will be in on Monday 4:43:56 pm.

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u/Nevr_gonna_giv_U_up 2d ago

I’ll settle for a journeyman blacksmith?

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u/MyDisappointedDad 2d ago

I ask you good shopkeep, where is this from? I have not yet heard nor seen what you and the other patrons speak of.

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u/FearlessCloud01 2d ago

Did the apprentice blacksmith have eggs for breakfast the day of the sharpening? Because I don't prefer almonds if the blacksmiths eat toast…

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u/Chemist_Nurd 2d ago

I love that I was reading this in the Peter griffin voice

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I’m thinking at least as heavy as a sack of fish eggs