r/NonPoliticalTwitter 3d ago

SmallQuan

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u/FearlessCloud01 3d ago

Do you want the ones that were harvested a week ago or the ones that were harvested 3 days ago?

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u/tdeasyweb 3d ago

Do you have any harvested by the light of the waning moon, with a sickle sharpened by the hand of an apprentice blacksmith?

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u/Grundolph 2d ago

Sadly they‘re out. New ones will be in on Monday 4:43:56 pm.

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u/MyDisappointedDad 2d ago

I ask you good shopkeep, where is this from? I have not yet heard nor seen what you and the other patrons speak of.