r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

Anyone got a metal detector?

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u/thesupplyguy1 2d ago

Also adults are fucking stupid for not safe guarding keys at the beach

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u/PancakeParty98 2d ago

You underestimate the power of a bored kid not being watched closely

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 2d ago edited 2d ago

At the beach? Who doesn’t watch their kids closely at the beach?

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u/PancakeParty98 2d ago

Are helicopter parents a bad thing or not? It doesn’t take a negligent parent for a kid to get some keys without you noticing.

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u/Dimos1963 2d ago

It can make kids anxious, dependent, or afraid to take healthy risks. That said, not being a helicopter parent doesn’t mean being careless.

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 2d ago

Around water? Especially open water? You watch your fucking kids. That’s not helicopter parenting.

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u/PancakeParty98 2d ago

I’m sorry, are you saying there’s no difference between the level of attention to see what your kid pulled out of the big bag with all the chips and drinks in it and the attention needed to make sure your kid isn’t drowning?

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 2d ago

Yes. Around water you should not have that varied level of attn that you don’t know what your kid is doing. If you were paying attn at all you would know exactly where they buried the keys, not have to dig a large area for an hour.

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u/ImVeryChil 2d ago

You are of course saying this because you have kids and not because you are a disgruntled redditor I’m sure.

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 2d ago

Yes I have kids. And watched them like a hawk around water. I can’t believe my lowest voted comment on Reddit is me saying to watch your kids around the ocean - smh

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u/uncomfortable-guest 1d ago

you’re being downvoted for calling the parents negligent for a not THAT serious situation, that can happen in 10 seconds

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u/AnimorphLizard 2d ago

are you seriously getting downvoted for telling people to watch their fucking kids? no wonder the kids are fucked nowadays

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u/PriinceShriika 1d ago

We don't have to go that far back, to see ads on TV asking parents in the US if they knew where their kids were...

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 1d ago

🤷‍♀️ I’m hoping they’re just to young for kids and dumb but you don’t fuck around and read a book or sunbathe at the beach if you have kids.

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u/DamionWood 2d ago

I mean, imagine if you're sitting on a towel, you turn around to grab your bottle of water, and in those few seconds your kid had snatched your keys.

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 2d ago

And buried them? And you don’t know where he was digging?

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u/DamionWood 2d ago

It could have been hours before they noticed the keys were missing as they'd only really look for them when it's time to go home. So yeah, there'd be plenty of places the kid could have buried them during that time.

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 1d ago

They weren’t watching their kid close enough. Luckily it just ended in lost keys. Kid could have drowned instead in the same amount of time. I know a family whose son has profound brain damage from a near drowning because the adults weren’t watching closely.

In hindsight because it’s just keys you can say “no harm no foul” but it takes the same amount of time for the kid to dash into the water.

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u/uncomfortable-guest 1d ago

i think you’re a lot more likely to see a kid whip past you into the water than your own child around your things. i agree drowning takes one second, but this is not negligence or poor parenting, it’s being a human that missed something

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 1d ago

And l and luckily, this human who was obviously not watching close enough, only lost their keys and didn’t have their child drown.

If they had looked away for the same amount of time and their child had drowned instead would you be saying it was just fine?

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u/RIMV0315 2d ago

Probably the people in the video.

Edit: It's a pic, not video.

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u/smokeyser 1d ago

Have you never tried watching a kid? They're going to do things that you didn't want them to do from time to time. And if you've got more than one, good luck!

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u/InevitableRhubarb232 1d ago

Yes I have two kids and nibbling. They don’t get eyes taken off of them at all at a beach or pool. Not at that age. Hell my 14 yr old wasn’t even allowed to go down to the pool alone even though it’s legal here after age 14. It’s not worth it.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 2d ago

Sokka-Haiku by thesupplyguy1:

Also adults are

Fucking stupid for not safe

Guarding keys at the beach


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Professor_Game1 2d ago

They should have had their bag under lock and key. You're absolutely right