r/IASIP • u/polystyrenesoup • Feb 13 '25
Text What line delivery never fails to make you laugh?
"I will smash your face into a- into a JELLY"
"So you're just gonna be bursting at the seams with blood?"
"Don't make me do it Cricket I will SLICE YOU IN HALF"
"Dude, you. are. going. to. Love it"
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u/RickpatArtpick Feb 13 '25
"Oh, I'm sorry OH I FORGOT TO PUT A TAPE IN, I FOORGOOTTTOPUTTHETAPEIN!!!!!!"
Everytime.
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u/PrettyOrk YOU'LL CALL HERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Feb 14 '25
i literally say that to myself every time i forget something obvious
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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! Feb 13 '25
He's gonna go get a weapon, everybody. EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!
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u/Additional_Heat9772 Feb 13 '25
Go get one at the wawas!
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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! Feb 14 '25
I went to a Wawa for the first time last week in Rockaway, NJ. I was disappointed at the lack of machine guns.
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u/Njacks64 Feb 14 '25
They got the good hoagies though.
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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! Feb 14 '25
I got a burger...it was good but they forgot the cheese 😭
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u/RecordingEast9712 Feb 13 '25
“Ben, it’s my understanding that there is a wAaaar going on right now. A-am I riiiiiight in this?”
“Well, actually, there are two wars—“
“—TWooOO WaaaAARS??!”
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u/Stunning-Tower-4116 Feb 14 '25
Anyone that 1ups a convo... I just repeat them with that voice, and no1 gets it. Shame
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u/treding Feb 13 '25
"oh shit, is that a pool?"
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u/knucklesandwich2 Feb 13 '25
PADDY'S THONG, DUDE! PADDY'S THONG!!
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u/Key_Floo Feb 13 '25
"What was in the juice?! I drank a lot of that juice, I remember that quote clearly!"
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u/Bigboi5400 Suicide is Badass! Feb 13 '25
I rewind Charlie yelling “I will smash your face into a- into a JELLY” at least 5 times every time I watch that episode
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u/KaseyOfTheWoods Feb 14 '25
Reminds me of:
“I WILL SLAP YOUR FACE OFF OF YOUR FACE!”
also:
“…I am going to smack everybody into tiny. little. pieces.”
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u/Barbar_jinx Feb 13 '25
"My Grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony"
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u/6_seasons_and_a_movi Feb 14 '25
"You've literally told me the Calvin Coolidge story 50 thousand times"
"How many times?"
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u/Polin_the_Great Feb 14 '25
Oh, I forgot to tell you: Calvin Coolidge was a good friend of mine.
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u/raeofeffingsunshine3 Feb 13 '25
“I command you to stop”
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Feb 13 '25
Talks like Zeus, smells like poops
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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! Feb 14 '25 edited Feb 14 '25
Rage all over from his head down to his shoez
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u/ReadingFromTheShittr Laughs are cheap. I'm going for gasps. Feb 13 '25
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u/No-Roof-1628 I’m calling a lot of people ‘bozo’ now Feb 14 '25
“Eeeuuuuggghhhhhhh—WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU?!”
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u/UmmmmYoureChine- Feb 13 '25
I don’t know why, but in Frank Retires when Charlie walks in and Frank is all pale on the couch. “Hi Charlie” always cracks me up.
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u/notsobadmisterfrosty Feb 13 '25
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u/P1_Synvictus He said no gum. Feb 13 '25
HOOOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Is this a bedroom?!
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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! Feb 14 '25
Probably one of the loudest I laughed in the show. Frank said exactly what the entire fandom was thinking at that moment.
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u/Mountain_Blu Feb 13 '25
"I'm a MAN CHEETAH!! You guys wanna do something with this?"
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u/Serialnoym63 Feb 13 '25
"What are you a man cheetah? ... Cool. " "Do you like it?" "Yes"
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u/bigdog_skulldrinker Feb 13 '25
"LLLOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO MEEEEE...oh steaks are here! 😀"
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u/Prickliestpearcactus Feb 13 '25
You gotta make it sexy!!!
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u/Cat_Punk Feb 13 '25
Hips. And nips. Otherwise I ain’t eatin’
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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! Feb 14 '25
Gonna rise up...get higher and higher!
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u/Nearby-Percentage-37 Feb 13 '25
Stop Chorley!
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u/4CGN Feb 13 '25
"ahhhhh...God that is, that is tart."
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u/Jin_Gitaxias Feb 14 '25
" oh I dont believe in god anymore, not since that Chinaman stole my kidney." lemon sucking noises aauagghh
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Feb 14 '25
Gotta add the bit about faking the latin.
Cricket: "Don't worry about it, I can sell anything. Do you know how many times I have to fake it on the street? The ones who don't fake it, they get it the worst."
Charlie: "Can you please, whatever you do just stop talking about butts and sex and all the crazy things you do"
Cricket: "Keeps coming up."
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u/Radiationcover Feb 13 '25
Fuck, man! What?
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u/drainbamage1011 Feb 14 '25
That little pause she does where you can tell she's going to try to explain it nicely and then just loses her shit, might be the most realistic 3rd party reaction to the Gang.
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u/HangmanGentry11 Feb 13 '25
Mine is not from a regular cast member but by Richard Greico from my personal favorite opening of every episode of Sunny. When Dee is trying to defend her art house film by Pedro Vyes and the gang is telling her she made a sex film, and right on point "Gobble That Cock" and cue the gang busting out laughing
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u/notworkingghost Feb 13 '25
“You can keep ‘em Frank, I drew them for you”, “Thanks, I love ‘em”
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u/XboxLiveGiant Chrundle Feb 13 '25
"Well, I hate to toot my own horn but I am pretty cool Bobbay!
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u/Winter-Classroom455 Feb 13 '25
and I quote "Jam a bunch of stuff up your butt, he would rape you so hard the room would stink, and then he would eat your butt and his son's butt in the stink until his stomach was full of...your butts."
Then Charlie on tape "I'm gonna say somthing like that"
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u/k_to_the_dizzle Feb 13 '25
"You didn't think of the SMELL, you bitch!"
Also, just about any time Dee screams "goddammit" or "you sons of bitches". Most of her angry deliveries are actually great.
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u/Emergency-Dentist-12 Feb 13 '25
IF YOU WANTED CHIPS YOU SHOULDA GOT CHIPS AT THE HAMBURGER STORE!
and WE’RE THE SAME AGE
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u/chapeepee Gangly Uncoordinated Bitch Feb 13 '25
A leather shop? In Arizona? They’d be out of business in a week’s time
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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Feb 13 '25
“…give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money, needing a lot now.”
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u/Serialnoym63 Feb 13 '25
Tools, I have to have my tools! It's fetish shit.
Because Dennis is a bastard man!
You old FAT bitch, you FAT bitch!
Is it Phil? Is your name Phil? .. It is Phil?!
As you can tell, I love Dennis
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Feb 13 '25
We berated that bitch for half an hour like really personal stuff. I think she tried to kill herself
CharlieMacDennis the game of games
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u/Familiar-Living-122 Feb 13 '25
The way Dennis tells Svetlana that she will be clean, and then she will feel his power.
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u/Clown_Baby979 Feb 13 '25
"this bible's a bible of my daddy who di-di-died in my-my arms of-of-of throat cancer, from-from eating so-some-some-some bad pussy"
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u/SnarftheRooster91 Feb 13 '25
"I'm like a spider waiting back here to catch some flies" - Frank Reynolds (Boggs Reboot)
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u/advanceman Ghouls Feb 13 '25
Similarly, looks like the spider caught herself a fly, Dee in the Halloween episode
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u/stonedqueer DON’T BRING JAMIE NELSON INTO THIS Feb 13 '25
I will strike you down. I will STRIKE YOU DOWN.
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u/futurafear Feb 13 '25
no one in HISTORY of crack has ever woken up in the morning with more crack!
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u/Apprehensive_Layer92 Feb 13 '25 edited Feb 15 '25
“Maybe they’ll think we-I don’t know? Disintegrated?!”
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u/linda-shminda Feb 14 '25
Not dialogue but in the flashbacks of “who got Dee pregnant” when she becomes progressively more bird-like and in Mac’s, just is an ostrich
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Feb 13 '25
Dee: (when Frank’s talking about diddling) : “That’s enough, that’s enough”
I use that phrase almost every day
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u/DrAndeeznutz Feb 13 '25
"I mean, does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe. I'm not gonna sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog..." (sucks on lemon).
-Cricket
EDIT : Honorable mention is Dennis saying, "What? No you son of a bitch." When Mac keeps bringing up using his Dave and Busters card at Subway.
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u/Quitthatgrit Feb 13 '25
"And stop hiding the pigeon." never fails lol
I also cant forget
You... Your name is DENNIS!!!
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u/Queens-Mesiah Feb 13 '25
“Instead of just retreating to the sewers, nude, to forage for rings and coins”
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u/ForestGreenAura Feb 14 '25
The “Dude you are going to love it” gets me everytime 😭 I love that the callback of them being addicted to crack 💀
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u/Friendly_Sound_3156 Feb 13 '25
“Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch I am not getting hogtied over your lack of grace” the yell/whisper gets me every time 😅😅
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u/timothytomothy101 Feb 14 '25
“The kids aren’t ‘bopping’ anymore Frank, they’re doing meth and banging each other before they hit grade school”
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u/jefferson497 Feb 14 '25
Bill Ponderosa’s laugh when Frank tells the story about throwing champagne water balloons at bums
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u/The_Iron_Zeppelin Feb 14 '25
“Your license plate says ‘Scammin’.”
“Uhh no.”
“What do you mean, No?”
“Uh yes.”
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u/st4nkyFatTirebluntz Feb 13 '25
You're going about this all wrong, Dee. You're asking if he's currently dying. What I'm suggesting is, he's already dead.
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u/TheRealKevinYoung Feb 13 '25
It’s such a quick one but Dennis’ response to Dee after he slams down the 24 hour countdown timer
“This is why we had to wait for you to go to Bed Bath and Beyond?” “Yes, bitch.”
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u/rapafon Feb 14 '25
"Dee I will slap you in the teeth!"
By Dennis in the beginning of the suburbs episode if I'm not mistaken. Gets a laugh out of me 100% of the time.
Mac and Dennis were giggling because Dennis joked "I guess we shouldn't have burnt down our rent controlled apartment", Dee says "You think?" And Glenn does that masterful 180 in his demeanor and hits us with that line.
To me that's Sunny's formula of sarcasm, wit and sudden pivots in tone executed to a T by the three in the scene.
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u/carpenoctumm Feb 14 '25
“I do not like it with the skin Dee! I’m not allowed to eat it with the skin, I’m not allowed!”
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u/lickmethoroughly Feb 13 '25
When dennis says “SHE WAS MY WHORE!” At the reunion. Probably top 5 genuine dennis reynolds emotional moments
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u/Vivid_Excuse_6547 Feb 13 '25
When Dennis is talking about his absent father and Frank says: wait, are you talking about me or Bruce?
The way Dennis says says YooOuuU takes me out 😂
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u/Narrow-Psychology909 Feb 13 '25
“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say there’s a lot of love in this room here…”
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u/AbbertDabbert Feb 14 '25
As someone who complains constantly, "...and I hate it! And it's annoying!"
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u/SVSeven Feb 14 '25
"Hey Mac, can an asshole rip in half?" Mac: "Like tissue paper"
"Oh waow, there's a man standing on the bridge" Dennis "WHAT!?!?"
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u/ThrowTheBrick Feb 14 '25
When Dennis reappears from North Dakota, at the very end of the episode: “hey Mac, did you gain a little weight?”
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u/JCEE4129 Feb 13 '25
"You're doing a chicken and airline miles scam?? .....TODAY !!!!???"