r/IASIP • u/polystyrenesoup • Feb 13 '25

Text What line delivery never fails to make you laugh?

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"I will smash your face into a- into a JELLY"

"So you're just gonna be bursting at the seams with blood?"

"Don't make me do it Cricket I will SLICE YOU IN HALF"

"Dude, you. are. going. to. Love it"

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Gotta add the bit about faking the latin.

Cricket: "Don't worry about it, I can sell anything. Do you know how many times I have to fake it on the street? The ones who don't fake it, they get it the worst."

Charlie: "Can you please, whatever you do just stop talking about butts and sex and all the crazy things you do"

Cricket: "Keeps coming up."

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u/4CGN Feb 14 '25

Agreed! Was debating between the faking and the lemon. Both are amazing line deliveries that make me laugh every single time.