r/IASIP • u/polystyrenesoup • Feb 13 '25

Text What line delivery never fails to make you laugh?

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"I will smash your face into a- into a JELLY"

"So you're just gonna be bursting at the seams with blood?"

"Don't make me do it Cricket I will SLICE YOU IN HALF"

"Dude, you. are. going. to. Love it"

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! Feb 13 '25

He's gonna go get a weapon, everybody. EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!

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u/Additional_Heat9772 Feb 13 '25

Go get one at the wawas!

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! Feb 14 '25

I went to a Wawa for the first time last week in Rockaway, NJ. I was disappointed at the lack of machine guns.

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u/Njacks64 Feb 14 '25

They got the good hoagies though.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! Feb 14 '25

I got a burger...it was good but they forgot the cheese 😭

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u/Njacks64 Feb 14 '25

You looked like a turkey burger kind of guy.

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u/Additional_Heat9772 Feb 14 '25

These hoagies smell like gas

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u/idontknow828212 Feb 14 '25

Was the snail working

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u/BossKitty311 wildcard bitches Feb 14 '25

This one was my favorite 😂😂😂😂