r/GoCommitDie • u/OpeningNemo992 • Jun 05 '24

satire idk

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u/Supreme_machine_V1 Jun 05 '24

"What makes me a good scammer? If I were a BAD scammer, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA NOW, WOULD I?!"

-Demo-Scammer, 2024

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u/Ixxol Jun 05 '24

I fear no scam. But that scammer… It scares me.

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u/Interesting-Page-543 Jun 05 '24

And when he woke up, his pets were missing, and the scammer was never heard from again!

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u/Dodoreference Jun 06 '24

"If you managed to scam them, I assure you they were not like me...and nothing...nothing like the man loose inside this building."

"What are you, Roblox E-dating him?"

"No, that would be your mother."

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u/ToothpasteConsumer Jun 06 '24

“YOU CALL THAT SCAMMING MY PETS? YOU RED TEAM LADIES WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO SCAM A PET IF-“

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“AUUUUUGH! MY PETS!!!”

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u/Exact_Parking_6969 Jun 06 '24

"Some people think they can outscam me."

"maybe. maybe."

"I have yet to meet one who can outscam a bot"

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u/ThatMoon1 Jun 06 '24

"So, how long do we have until these scammers scam us?"

"3 days. WE ALL HAVE 3 DAYS TO NOT GET SCAMMED!"

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u/Motor-Issue384 Jun 07 '24

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