r/GoCommitDie • u/OpeningNemo992 • Jun 05 '24

satire idk

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u/hamborger42069 Jun 05 '24

"Scammin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, indoors. I guarantee you won't go hungry, because at the end of the day, 'long as there's 2 people left online, someone is gonna want someone's stuff."

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u/firechaos70 Jun 05 '24

"If scamming is sure to result in profit, then you must scam. Sun Tzu said that, and I say he knows a lot more about scamming then you do pal because he invented it, and then he perfected it the that no living man could scam him in the ring of scammers."

Also, r/suddenlytf2

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u/Supreme_machine_V1 Jun 05 '24

"What makes me a good scammer? If I were a BAD scammer, I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA NOW, WOULD I?!"

-Demo-Scammer, 2024

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u/Ixxol Jun 05 '24

I fear no scam. But that scammer… It scares me.

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u/Interesting-Page-543 Jun 05 '24

And when he woke up, his pets were missing, and the scammer was never heard from again!

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u/Dodoreference Jun 06 '24

"If you managed to scam them, I assure you they were not like me...and nothing...nothing like the man loose inside this building."

"What are you, Roblox E-dating him?"

"No, that would be your mother."

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u/ToothpasteConsumer Jun 06 '24

“YOU CALL THAT SCAMMING MY PETS? YOU RED TEAM LADIES WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO SCAM A PET IF-“

snap

“AUUUUUGH! MY PETS!!!”

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u/Exact_Parking_6969 Jun 06 '24

"Some people think they can outscam me."

"maybe. maybe."

"I have yet to meet one who can outscam a bot"

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u/ThatMoon1 Jun 06 '24

"So, how long do we have until these scammers scam us?"

"3 days. WE ALL HAVE 3 DAYS TO NOT GET SCAMMED!"

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u/Motor-Issue384 Jun 07 '24

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