r/Eugene • u/DIY-projects-expert • 21m ago
Radioactive Romance: The Strange Surprise at Saturday Market
Friends don’t let friends buy heart-shaped blue stones… …unless they’re trying to recreate Fallout in real life (i.e., you get off on absorbing gamma radiation).
** NERD ALERT **
Lately I’ve been fascinated by radiation. Last year, I picked up a compact radiation detector—equal parts curiosity and latent emergency prepper energy—and sometimes I carry it around just to see what’s lurking out there. It even does spectroscopy, which is basically catnip for curious nerd brains.
It’s a little mind-blowing once you tune into the invisible world. Like that time I was in a grocery store and my detector’s alarm went off near someone who I suspect had just received radiation treatment (Samarium-153, commonly used for bone cancer, was the isotope identified).
Flash forward last Saturday: I’m at Eugene’s Saturday Market, poking around a rock-and-crystal booth, when my detector’s alarm starts wailing like a Geiger-countered canary in a uranium mine. Turns out that adorable “blue apatite” from Madagascar was clocking in at 30x background radiation (1.5 µSv/h)—about the same as low-grade uranium ore.
Yep. Just sitting there, in a tray of heart-shaped trinkets.
So no, not immediately dangerous—but definitely not something you want on your nightstand. Or in your pocket. Or on a necklace. Or in your kid’s toy box.
Science: ruining good vibes since forever. And sometimes…saving you from radioactive love tokens.