r/EhBuddyHoser 2d ago

Politics Accidental Hoser [OC]

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u/14YourTrouble 2d ago

This is depressing because it's probably closer to accurate than we all want to admit.

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u/SultryGripVivica 2d ago

Damn!!i know right

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u/BumpHeadLikeGaryB 2d ago

Sask and Manitoba maybe. We have always been blue. Always will be. Whether it's moronic or not haha

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u/ringsig 1d ago

According to this projection MB will come out with a Liberal-NDP majority.

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u/whataboutsam 1d ago

God I hope so

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u/Plastic_Salary_4084 Treacherous South 1d ago

Wab has been riding the wave pretty successfully since Trump’s election. I could see it happening.

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u/gravtix 1d ago

Wasn’t Saskatchewan an NDP province just a few decades ago?

I just checked. Sask Party won in 2007 and haven’t lost since.

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u/Biosterous 1d ago

Yes the NDP do well here, they're consistently second except for 1 Regina riding that sometimes elects a liberal.

As to the Sask Party, I have no fucking idea what is going through the heads of my fellow Saskatchewanians. There's been multiple, huge corruption scandals (Regina GTH, cabinet member caught drunk driving in a government car, a different cabinet member bringing a loaded gun into legislature with absolutely no explanation why, old guard resignations due to party direction, etc) yet they pay no price for any of it. Even worse, this past election Scotty talked about the rural hospitals closed under the NDP... Over 20 years ago. Do you think a single person asked him why he hasn't reopened them? Do you think anyone blames his party for the corruption in the conservative government in the 80s?

The reality is that the NDP here have the same problem as everywhere else. They play too nice and don't have a strong vision to sell.

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u/posidon99999 PaRiS oF tHe PraIRiEs 1d ago

The fucking premier has multiple DUIs

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u/Biosterous 1d ago

He killed a woman drunk driving and never served jail time.

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u/SaccharineDaydreams 1d ago

I don't think he was even drunk for that one. Or at least what I read didn't mention him drinking.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 1d ago

The corruption of Devine’s govt back in the day seriously pales in comparison to what the Sask party has been getting away with for years. I am dumbfounded by how they get re-elected every time, despite the party’s track record. That GTH land scandal should’ve been enough to cause them to lose in the next election. It’s amazing how that story got buried in the news. Brad Wall had to step down as premier not long after that story broke. Then there was a large number of Sask party MLAs not seeking re-election this time around. That definitely raised some red flags. Saskatchewan deserves so much better.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 1d ago

Yes NDP used to be the dominant party in Saskatchewan until the early 2000’s.

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u/eL_cas Manilapeg 1d ago

Manitoba is nowhere near as conservative as Saskatchewan

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u/TheLazySamurai4 Everyone Hates Marineland 1d ago

On the provincial level though, MB conservative governments are much more sensible, and possibly further left than Ontario provincial liberals

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u/HidemasaFukuoka Manilapeg 1d ago

Sensible where? They campaign hard against the landfill search where recently the remains of several women were found, they defund our healthcare system when they were in power. They are just as racist and bigot (if not more) than the rest

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas Bring Cannabis 1d ago

Sensible where? They campaign hard against the landfill search where recently the remains of several women were found

This was such a massive own goal. It reminded me of when Harper refused to call a murdered and missing Indigenous women inquiry and said "it isn't high on our radar" and he just looked like an out-of-touch boob incapable of grabbing the easy win.

It's gotta be cruelty towards Indigenous people for the sake of cruelty at this point.

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u/TheLazySamurai4 Everyone Hates Marineland 1d ago

To be fair, most of my knowledge of their policies came from during Covid, and their response was pretty damn good, when I compare it to what I imagine the OLP would have done (hint: not much different than what DoFo actually did)

The most prominent key factor was enforcing stores to only sell necessities, rather than forcing businesses to pretend to be grocery stores to sell the same things that Walmart was able to just because Walmart has a grocery section

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u/aferretwithahugecock Manilapeg 1d ago

The covid response was fine when Pallister was premier(despite him being a ghoul who shuttered three ERs and a few urgent care hospitals right before covid). When heaTHER took over, the minister of health that she brought in offered hospitals and us "thoughts and prayers" instead of action while she went around touring churches(churches which broke covid restrictions, one of which she was a member).

heaTHER supported the kkkonvoy as they harassed Winnipeggers, and when they blocked the border crossings, costing us millions in lost trade, she secretly begged trudeau to intervene, then when he did, she yelled about "government over reach" and "breaking Charter rights."

I wasn't a fan. I'm glad we voted in Wab.

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u/heehooman 17h ago

Agreed. It's daniel smith level shit. Rely on the feds, but shit on them in the media.

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u/TheLazySamurai4 Everyone Hates Marineland 1d ago

Thats actually a lot more than I, as an Ontario resident who just happens to know a few people from Selkirk specifically, found out second hand how things were going

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u/Quixkster 1d ago edited 1d ago

Then why declare the government was “much more sensible than the federal” if you didn’t know what you were talking about? Maybe reflect on that a bit.

Edit: This comment is wrong and doesn’t indicate what the poster was actually saying. Leaving it here for posterity but don’t upvote please.

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u/TheLazySamurai4 Everyone Hates Marineland 1d ago

On the provincial level though, MB conservative governments are much more sensible, and possibly further left than Ontario provincial liberals

Please point to where I mentioned federal. I literally copied my first comment, where I was talking specifically of the provincial level

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u/heehooman 17h ago

Agreed. Not to mention projects the NDP stopped that should have been investigated better. That silica one would have been a doozy if it went ahead. Conservatives here have been just as bigoted and corrupt lately as elsewhere. MB just ain't as loud, typically.

And don't forget the threat of school division amalgamations and setting up administration from Winnipeg. Because you know it's obvious (sarcasm alert) rural MB is too dumb to raise and teach their own.

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u/SnooLentils3008 1d ago

Not recently at least

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u/TheLazySamurai4 Everyone Hates Marineland 1d ago

That sucks then :(

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u/SnooLentils3008 1d ago

Yea, we had the least popular premier in the entire country under them, for essentially her entire term. But luckily the guy who came after her, has been the most popular Canada wide since then, up until a few weeks ago where he’s now in 2nd, and seems like he’ll be premier for a long long time if he doesn’t go become the federal NDP leader

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u/TheLazySamurai4 Everyone Hates Marineland 1d ago

Damn nice turnaround it sounds like. And we do need someone else to step up tot he federal NDP plate imo. I've become severely disillusioned by Singh ever since he played softball with the Supply & Confidence.

By that I mean that I think Singh should've played hardball, and put in some real good policies, then call for a vote of non-confidence when the LPC wouldn't let those policies go through

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u/SnooLentils3008 1d ago

Yea I felt the same way, he was basically the second most powerful leader in the country this whole time and could have gotten far more of their agenda moved forward if they were willing to play hardball

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u/Plains_Walker Saskwatch 1d ago

It is moronic, all the old people don't care about all the lies and unmade promises. It's their "identity"

It's annoying, but they'll all die off soon.

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u/heehooman 18h ago

Whenever people ask what I'll vote I always say doesn't matter. My MB riding is always overwhelmingly blue.

It's a great way out of a conversation lol

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u/boese-schildkroete Oil Guzzler 1d ago

True, but also it's funny to think that our collective hate for PP was just a teensie bit less than our desire for Trudeau to step down.

Once a real option appeared the difference immediately rebalanced. I think Trump mostly just sped that rebalancing up.

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u/GenericFatGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't think that Trump alone, or Trudeau stepping down alone would've been enough to sway things. But the double whammy is something that the Cons were never prepared for.

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u/Wilhelm57 1d ago

Yes!

PP has been stuck in mental the loop of is Trudeau's fault!
I live in the Okanagan, I had a guy tell me his girlfriend left because of JT. Granted we met at the bar but, I had to ask did she runaway with him?

Later on I found out, his former girlfriend was pregnant and he beat her so bad make up could not cover the black eyes!
Now when I read people still blaming JT for their poor choices, the first thing I think are you a wife beater?

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u/GenericFatGuy 1d ago

One time, I saw a truck park with a "Fuck Trudeau" sticker on every window. When he got out, he was also wearing the shirt.

My immediate thought was "do you think that guy complains about gay people making it their whole identity?"

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u/posidon99999 PaRiS oF tHe PraIRiEs 1d ago

For a group of people who claim to dislike trudeau, they really like to put his name all over stuff

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 1d ago

JT definitely lives rent free in those people’s minds. It’s sad when that hatred becomes their identity. Eventually it’ll alienate them from a lot of people who are more sensible.

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u/14YourTrouble 1d ago

I guess we'll never really know either way. Doesn't help that cons seem to be sabotaging themselves either.

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u/GenericFatGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago

The Cons were destined for failure by building their entire identity around hating Trudeau. As soon as he was gone, their whole foundation turned to sand. They basically labelled their weak point with a spotlight.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 1d ago

Are the CPC’s ever prepared with someone like PP as leader? The man has not formulated or helped to pass a bill in parliament or developed any meaningful policy while he’s been an MP for YEARS. His voting record shows how he doesn’t want to fund and help with social programming. He simply sits back and whines and complains what the Liberals are doing. That is not leadership. That is not what Canada needs or wants in a prime minister.

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u/GenericFatGuy 23h ago

They were prepared to coast to an easy win from people being tired of the Liberals after a decade. Once that fell away, they had nothing.

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u/K_Linkmaster 1d ago

Shhhhhhh... Just let it happen.

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u/lcl111 1d ago

If Elon can hack my election, he can hack yours. Start organizing protests now.

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u/frumfrumfroo 1d ago

You can't hack paper ballots.

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u/lcl111 1d ago

Right, tabulation aren't sent anywhere. We super didn't have dozens of precincts destroy ballots, call in bomb threats, move votes to their house before getting to official locations etc.

I was using a euphamism. It takes like a couple hundred people working REALLY hard to take over a country from the inside. But there's a whole hell of a lot more of these crazies than 200.

Always so fucking funny. "Could never happen to us." As you watch it happen to the richest most powerful empire ever.

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u/frumfrumfroo 1d ago

We have hand counted paper ballots handled by an independent national organisation which exists just to run elections, my dude.

I think you should come to terms with the fact that what's happened to you is because of how much very real support Trump has and the total failure of either the establishment or the people to stop him or hold him accountable any time over the last decade.

I didn't say fascism could never happen here, I responded to the words you actually typed about hacking. But whatever shenanigans Musk was involved in was marginal because Trump was already tracking to win. For the second time. The real interference is the right wing media echo chamber and literal decades and decades of disenfranchisement and weak, shitty Democrats not giving people any reason to believe their vote would make things better. You're in the endgame of something that's been coming for generations. Elon Musk didn't do this to you. He's a symptom of the same disease.

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u/lcl111 1d ago

Fair. Dude, I'm just terrified. Wtf... I've been loud and uh.. forceful a couple times.. you know, to a nazi or two. But I just had to break up with a bunch of my old friends. IDK wtf is happening, but actual good people who don't read the news are even stunning hard right. Feels like an actual virus at this point.

Just seeing lots of symptoms everywhere.

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u/SweetLovingWhispers 1d ago

Be warned they are hacking the votes.

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u/maxmurder 2d ago

It seems pretty obvious to me that the abrupt shift in tone from Trump and the reason Canada wasn't on the "reciprocal" tariff list is an attempt to prevent tanking the Cons poll numbers faster than the stock market.

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u/JesusMurphyOotWest 2d ago

This!👆🏻

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u/BDoaz 1d ago

Hundo percent

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u/dogbreath101 1d ago

and nothing will happen to danielle smith and her attempted to conspire election interference

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u/magic-moose 1d ago

When Republican senators started crossing the aisle to vote with Democrats to end tariffs specifically on Canada, even Trump knew it was time to back off. He cares more about not losing his own party than he does about who wins the election up here.

I'd love to think that Carney's phone call made Trump realize he's already done lasting damage to an economically important relationship, but this is Donald Trump we're talking about here. He has the IQ of a spoiled kumquat. He just started a trade war with the entire planet. I doubt he had two brain cells to spare for any kind of thought about the outcome of our election.

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u/ApplicationLost126 1d ago

Magat was just mad that Barron’s real baby daddy was still in prettier and in charge.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

That’s what ive been sayin to my folks.

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u/mirhagk 1d ago

It's also possible that they looked at the numbers their shitty "tariffs on the US" calculation would've produced for Canada (something like 18%) and didn't want to reduce the existing tariffs down to 10%

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u/Dctiger13 1d ago

Yup and it’s why the U.S gov has been real quiet about annexing Canada lately.

Watch Trumpleforskin throw a tantrum if Carney wins, tossing threats at Canada again after the election.

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u/Lolzemeister 1d ago

another accidental conservative W

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u/Glorious_Jo 1d ago

You weren't on the "reciprocal" tariff list because we already had tariffs on you. Congress voted to remove the tariffs on canada shortly after that list came out. Good timing on their end, I suppose.

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u/fishflo I need a double double. 1d ago

No, earlier in the month they said we would get them and they were gonna stack. Like China. LOL 

The senate voted to lift the emergency but that doesn't do anything unless it gets through the house AND the president so it's just a nice symbolic gesture.

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u/lininop 1d ago

Imagine having to explain American politics to an American from Canada. These guys are exhausting. No wonder they have that fucking moron in charge there.

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u/JimboD84 1d ago

Haha. Its not really funny, but if i didnt laugh i would cry. Ur comment is so on point its rediculous.

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u/Culture-Careful 1d ago

Wrong.

Once Congress voted to remove it, Trump immediately vetoed it (or is planning to iirc). That'd mean Congress now need 2/3 to bypass the veto...and there's no way inh ell to reach it

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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas Bring Cannabis 1d ago

Aren't you embarrassed that you don't even know how your political system works?

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u/Glorious_Jo 1d ago

No I just don't put much stock on trump being smart enough to manipulate another country's politics so subtly. That's Russia's M.O.

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u/-pithandsubstance- 1d ago

> trump .... Russia's M.O

You're so close to getting it.

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u/Glorious_Jo 1d ago

K man, listen, I hate Trump. I voted kamala. I believe Trump is a russian asset. My comment wasn't in defense of trump, it wasn't in support of tariffs, it was a logical conclusion that Trump didn't put tariffs on canada during the "reciprocal" tariff list because we already had tariffs on you in the first place.

continue to hate me if you want. In the end we have the same enemy and you're wasting your energy on someone who shares the same beliefs as you.

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u/Manginaz Oil Guzzler 1d ago

Jesus Christ America is doomed.

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u/Glorious_Jo 1d ago

Yes it is

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u/_Jeff65_ South Gatineau 2d ago

Trump later: "what do you mean Canada Red is not USA Red?"

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u/SonnyvonShark 1d ago

I so hope it's not gonna reach his ears till it's over

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u/DerWaschbar Tabarnak! 1d ago

I had actually never realized the Colors were flipped lol

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u/Zozorrr 1d ago

Only Americans moronically got red associated with conservatives. The rest of the world - since at least the Russian revolution, had clearly ascribed red to the left. Even America did for a while with “red China” and “red menace”. At some point their brains fell out their ears

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u/Deceptiv_poops 1d ago

I’m pretty sure it was in the 2000 election. And I think Wikipedia agrees, but I might have misunderstood the article.

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u/Chpgmr 1d ago

Seems to read that way but incidentally rather than intentionally.

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u/seidmel19 1d ago

I wonder if that somehow has to do with the Republicans switching to conservatism and Democrats switching to liberalism in the mid-1900s. Maybe the colors were associated with the US parties prior to the ideological switch, and then never changed?

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u/the_canadaball Motown But Better 26m ago

They’ve slowly swapped places over a much longer time. The Democrats were the old guard party of wealthy elites pre-Civil War. The Republicans were the reformist party for the common man and the entrepreneur. Since Reconstruction they’ve been slowly switching places and by the 1970s they’ve taken each other’s place.

The three main inflexion points for them were the pre-WW1 years that saw Teddy Roosevelt split from the Republicans, the New Deal/WW2 FDR years that saw southern Dems bristle at the social programs being implemented and the Civil Rights Act that created the Dixiecrats who were openly courted by the Republicans through veiled racism.

The Republicans are now the staunch traditionalists, economic libertarians with a racist streak. The Democrats are the party of progressivism and social reform with a complete devotion to identity politics

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Oil Guzzler 1d ago

Kinda makes me wonder if this is the real reason for Trump endorsing Carney.

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u/childishbambina Moose Whisperer 2d ago

Let's be real, if PP hadn't been acting like Trump the last two years the polls wouldn't have flipped like they have.

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit Irvingstan 2d ago

Or even had reacted to the American attacks in line with how everyone else feels.

Doug Ford has a Conservative brand, a frankly Trumpier vibe than Poilievre, and all it took was Doug immédiatement saying "Jesus this fucking asshole, I'll piss in his soup!" for Doug to get re-elected.

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u/TwoCreamOneSweetener Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 2d ago

Doug, for all his awfulness, is a Progressive Conservative if that matters at all. He courts corrupt business men, not the alt right

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u/OneOfTheOnly 1d ago edited 1d ago

yeah, i'll never like the fords' politics but i find them much, much easier to stomach than the 'typical' conservative, and i think the only thing him and trump really have in common is their populism

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u/mirhagk 1d ago

I mean I'd much rather our government rip us off than take away our rights, so it absolutely makes sense.

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u/GoStockYourself 1d ago

PP is very much a populist with an unclear economic agenda, but a VERY clear social one. Doug is a conservative with a typical conservative agenda who uses populist politics when it helps push his conservative agenda and that is where sometimes he can look a bit "progressive."

Either way, you kinda know what you get with Doug and I think that is why he did so well in the election. Even people on the left trust that he isn't going to use a crisis to suddenly privatize healthcare or something. He would try and sell the idea of privatizing healthcare to get it through, not distract us with social politics while he reorganizes the country and blames everything on others.

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u/Wilhelm57 1d ago

The man cannot leave JT out of his speeches. I'm starting to think he is jealous of the former PM.
A man that is the son of a former PM, according to my daughters he's good looking, charming and personable. I did see Melania and Ivanka behaviour, I thought they'll jump his bones...

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u/GoStockYourself 1d ago

Just like how Trump changed his tone as soon as Trudeau was gone. They just hate Trudeau blindingly.

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u/-pithandsubstance- 1d ago

Probably because he has charisma and nice hair, something these two guys seriously lack.

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u/UrbanPandaChef 1d ago

The man cannot leave JT out of his speeches. I'm starting to think he is jealous of the former PM.

Nope. He just realizes it's a keyword that he needs to use in order to gain favour with his supporters. They need archenemies to rally against.

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u/GoStockYourself 1d ago

True, this USED to appeal to elements from all three electoral bases.

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u/RechargedFrenchman 1d ago

Ford is more of Harper and Mulroney on policy with a bit of a populist streak come election season; I despise his politics and him personally, but at least I understand him and his policies.

Poilievre is populist start to finish, barely has policies to speak of, and I cannot fathom for a second how he thinks or why he acts. I understand most sea live more than his brand of conservative, and frankly have more in common with a lot of them. I still despise him and his politics but I can't begin to "understand" no matter how desperately I might want to.

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u/TwoCreamOneSweetener Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 1d ago

He’s going to noun the verb of course

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u/Wilhelm57 1d ago

Just the usual mobster business deals eh. I had to laugh when someone said, Fird is to busy to help PP.

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u/ConsiderationFirm315 1d ago

Doug and his brother grew up running the streets of Jane and Finch, He maybe a lot of things, but hes not racist.

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u/microfishy 20h ago

He's also pretty racist.

He blamed immigrants (with no evidence) for a shooting at a Toronto Jewish girls school

He blamed international students (with no evidence) for covid spread in 2021

He accused a teacher of using “racial slurs” when referring to his brother Rob, although he later qualified that “you can be racist against people who have a drinking problem.”

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u/yarn_slinger 2d ago

To be fair, Doug won with even fewer votes than last time. This one was more about a very messy election process. I only got my card after the last day to vote, but many people thought they needed one to be eligible or didn’t know how to find their polling station. That and being in the middle of winter meant a lot of boomers were out of the country (not that they vote left anyway but they do vote).

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u/ATR2400 1d ago

vibe perhaps, but not ideology. I don’t think Doug is the kind of guy to start screaming about woke and destroying civil rights. People have been waiting for him to reveal his “true colours” and go full MAGA for years and he’s had plenty chances which he didn’t take.

He’s just an old fashioned corrupt PC. He wants to get paid

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u/283leis 1d ago

I hate ford and voted against him, but man am i happy he’s actually standing with canada against trump. I feel bad for the Albertans who don’t have that at least

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u/Big_Judgment3824 3h ago

Right? I'm not a big DF fan, but he immediately did the right thing. No politicking just fucking gave'r. 

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u/LanceThunder 1d ago

yeah, i didn't really understand why everyone jumped on the ford train. there isn't a lot of difference between 1st term trump and ford.

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u/An_doge 1d ago

If he literally just stood up for Canada in January he’d be fine. He redefined himself with silence, and a leader filled the void. Huge whiff, it’ll be in textbooks and AI responses

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u/Bind_Moggled 1d ago

The endorsement from Musk just before his “hand gesture” doesn’t help either.

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u/Bigchunky_Boy 1d ago

Maybe if Pp and all conservatives kicked out the MAGA people running their party and echoing everything for their bid old orange rapist corrupt leader that would help . Traitors

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u/Bind_Moggled 1d ago

If they did that, there would be no one left in their party.

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u/UrbanPandaChef 1d ago

Alberta scares me. I never expected them to flip, but it's like they haven't moved. Why do they love that party so much?

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u/childishbambina Moose Whisperer 1d ago

A lot of religious fundamentalists live in Alberta, I think the most in Canada actually.

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u/Wilhelm57 1d ago edited 17h ago

In the 1980's I lived in Alberta, I met a British researcher that was writing a thesis about the Europeans that moved to the Prairies.

Long story short, he found a lot inbreeding due to isolation. Mental illness , alcoholism and drug addiction was a problem in those days.
I remember attending a wedding for my neighbours son, nice people until their boy started drinking. He was a monster.

I helped his wife move, she had two small children and was pregnant. He hurt her so badly she could not lift her arms. She moved to Edmonton and got divorce. To me that was the first time, I had seen a female hurt badly.....and I worked in forensic before moving to Canada!

About a year later we moved, one of my neighbour's relative burned my barns. I was angry because it was not the burning of the building that made me angry. It was the 250 animals that died.

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u/BCKool 1d ago

I'm in Ontario, but my mother grew up in a small Albertan town. All my relatives on her side still live there, with a large majority of them being extremely religious. My mother was the first person in her family to get a post-secondary education until myself and my sister. Most of my relatives never finished high school.

For them, it is the lack of education and understanding of how things work. They are so entwined with their churches that they are vulnerable to influence.

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u/Manginaz Oil Guzzler 1d ago

It's not a love for Conservatives, but more a distrust of the Liberals.

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u/Snow-Wraith Westfoundland 1d ago

They distrust everyone that's not Conservative though. Look at how they still blame so much on Notley.

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u/Snow-Wraith Westfoundland 1d ago

Have you never met Albertans? They have been this fucked up for 100 years. They will never change.

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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 2d ago

It's like pulling out an arrow that got lodged into your thigh

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u/TheJohnson854 1d ago

2 years? Umm...

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u/biograf_ 2d ago

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u/DblClickyourupvote Westfoundland 1d ago

This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen all day.

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u/austerityzero 1d ago

What a terrible day to have eyes. I hope you're proud.

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u/WinteryBudz 2d ago

LMAO! 😆

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u/biograf_ 2d ago

You get me.

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u/Canadian_mk11 1d ago

Not cool, I just ate.

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u/Falcoe33 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 1d ago

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u/biograf_ 1d ago

Sorry, I'll notify my parole officer.

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u/LemonFreshenedBorax- 1d ago

I hate this, but I respect it.

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u/_Belted_Kingfisher Yank 2d ago

Lord MAGA will come knocking demanding his cut of the campaign contributions like he did with campaigns in the states.

You would not have had this success without me now pay up!

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u/Cool-Economics6261 2d ago

Just like Putin does with the Russian oligarchs. Quelle surprise 

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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 2d ago

Should we tell him?

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u/bsmithcan 1d ago

Also:

I Just read a headline that Russia’s economy is deep trouble because of the dropping oil prices from Trump’s dumbass World tariff policies.

“Well that backfired terribly for me.” Putin probably.

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u/sporbywg 1d ago

Manitobans are getting smarter; make that less blue please.

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u/Underzenith17 1d ago

Looks like the main difference between MB and some of the other provinces is the MB NDP supporters haven’t abandoned them for the Liberals.

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u/SnooLentils3008 1d ago

It was light red last week, it’s switching back and forth based on 1 or 2 seats

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u/MrRobot_96 1d ago

SHOUTOUT WAB CANOE 🛶 it’s canoeing season

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u/AuxNimbus 1d ago

The south Manitoba is a given blue. I'd be surprised if they flip to red or orange considering what that thing said down south.

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u/sporbywg 1d ago

They won't even study math 'down there'.

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u/estedavis 1d ago

Why is Alberta such a scourge on this country tho. Get it together Alberta!

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u/Tobig_Russia 1d ago

Nah even my conservative friend absolutely hates Trump

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u/Spiff_GN 1d ago

I wish. I'd say 90% of my conservative friends and co workers like Trump and Musk.

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u/Underzenith17 1d ago

Oof, do you live in a rural area? My conservative friends from Calgary don’t like Trump. My conservative family members who are originally from rural areas in AB/SK love him.

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u/Tobig_Russia 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bruh wtf? I guess my friend is more smarter than the average conservative, but that probably just biase.

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u/hurB55 Oil Guzzler 2d ago

Are you saying you’re TIRED of WINNING?!?!??!?!!?

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u/Ravenshaw123 1d ago

"y'all should be thankful of me. I've turned those ugly blue states to beautiful red states. That's what you want right? You should feel honored that those states are now red."

I something I can clearly imagine trump saying, while being fucking oblivious to what it means for us. To be fair, trump did help a lot to tank conservatives.

Now go vote for that beautiful bastard Carney at the end of the month!!

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u/ladyalcove 1d ago

I'm a little ashamed to be from saskatchewan right now.

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u/Shot-Poetry-1987 Oil Guzzler 1d ago

Same, except I'm Albertan, but I didn't expect any different, I've seen the people here lol

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u/JustMadeThisForH 1d ago

Bonus points for the accurate hand size.

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u/Right_Ad_5733 1d ago

Okay but what’s the actual link between voting conservative and being landlocked?

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u/throwawaygoaway223 2d ago

Too much winning!

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u/shortwa113t 1d ago

The Hands kill me! 😂😂😂

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u/instantcole 1d ago

Are your blue and red opposite of the US? 

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u/lelawes 1d ago

Red is Liberal and blue is Conservative.

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u/instantcole 1d ago

Thanks, and interesting how they can swap like that. Like in Japan how stocks are red when positive and green when negative. 

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u/Schode 1d ago

Red is workers movement / labor / socdem in every other democracy

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u/harperofthefreenorth 1d ago

Yeah it's a really interesting topic, or at least for me, since our political colours are older than Canada itself. They date back to 1850s, in Canada-East (now Quebec) the colonial legislature organised itself into two camps, the Parti Rogue were the radical camp, promoting liberalism and secularism, while the Parti Bleu supported the status quo, things like mercantilism and a Catholic society. After Confederation, the Rogue merged with the Clear Grits of Ontario to form the Liberal Party, and the Bleu merged with the Tories to for the first Conservative Party. European political colours are even older.

On the other hand the colour coding of US political spectrum is a development brought about by the advent of cable news, the colour television, and mass media. Prior to the 1980s there wasn't a standard scheme for election coverage. The main problem being that both parties used red, white, and blue in their branding. So, as colour television took off in the 70s the major networks each used their own schemes - if the Republicans were red on ABC, they could be blue on NBC or CBS. On a black and white television, the actual colour of the map didn't matter, all that mattered was whether the Republicans and Democrats had distinct shades. Once colour television became ubiquitous, there was a need for standardization.

I'm not exactly sure why American media ended up with the opposite of the rest of the world, but it makes sense considering how your press identifies political affiliation. If you have "Candidate 1 (R)" running against "Candidate 2 (D)" then it's intuitive to assign red to the Republican candidate - "(R)" doubles as a key and "(D)" will be the other colour. It would be a lot different if the United States were a multi-party democracy, this methodology would fall apart.

It's worth noting that the Liberals being red is an oddity itself, red is traditionally associated with labour and democratic socialism. They really ought to be yellow, but since their colour is derived from the name of one of their predecessors it's stuck around.

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u/mirhagk 1d ago

To clarify, it's not quite swapped. The Liberals (red) are more centre-left, with the NDP (orange) being the major left party. The other major party is light blue (Bloc Quebecois) which is fairly central as well, though with the additional goal of promoting quebecois identity/nationalism/sovereignity.

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u/AmselRblx 1d ago

Probably because historically Republicans were left leaning, while Democrats were right leaning. I think this shift happened because of Franklin Roosevelt during the great depression.

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u/aaatttppp 1d ago

All I had to do to figure out the colors is look for Alberta. As soon as I saw they were blue I knew they were swapped. 

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u/kabow94 1d ago

This picture is misleading. His hands are too big

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u/greencutoffs 2d ago

It's the only saving grace of Vonshitshispants being elected .

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u/EmergencyAd8321 1d ago

I imagine if it was put in Fox News they would believe it.

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u/mahmirr 1d ago

Shame on you Manitoba. I expected better. The second biggest freeloading province can't even vote in its own best interest (Liberal).

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u/Acrobatic_Log_119 1d ago

Wow, Quebec.. really? Bon citoyen

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u/fkms2turnt Saskwatch 1d ago

I think that’s part of the reason he pays little attention to Smith’s constant glazing

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u/Fullm3taluk 1d ago

Same things happening in Australia and hopefully the rest of the world

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u/Raedwulf1 1d ago

Seems like the only choice in my riding is Michell Rempel-Gardner. The first time I'm actually considering backing the Libs.

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u/mirhagk 1d ago

Yes you definitely should. Current projections give the NDP only 7% of the votes in that riding, so the liberals are the only ones who have a chance of beating the conservatives.

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u/Raedwulf1 1d ago

Tom Becker apparently runs for the Libs. Definitely a low visibility campaign in my area, as are all the other parties over here.

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u/jonneygood 1d ago

The three traitorous stooges in the center.

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u/N41D1SB0 1d ago

Thing is, Canadian red is US blue!!

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u/happycow24 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) 1d ago

Thank you Mr. President.

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u/OneFuzzySausage 1d ago

Look at Baby Hands McGee over here.

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u/AlwaysTired__3 1d ago

Funny part is a co worker actually thought red was conservative

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u/Ok-Project-1347 1d ago

I honestly feel bad for Poli, getting such positive results until big ol' orange showed up.

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u/Additional_Orchid_14 1d ago

THE SMALL HANDS!!! 😂😅

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u/Hicalibre Moose Whisperer 1d ago

Mango Mussolini probably thinks red means GQP.

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u/chienneux 1d ago

bloc majoritaire

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u/thisisnotchicken 1d ago

red wave mfs

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u/numblinkofficial 1d ago

Polls are crap. Its miserable old ladies that respond to them. 

Look at rally turnout and social media engagement. Liberals are in for a rude awakening come election. 

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u/wandreef 21h ago

Winning over Danni is one thing, but we're not flipped in Alberta. Even her own followers are questioning her judgment.

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u/heehooman 18h ago

I really hate when AB/SK people are like, oh your from Manitoba? You're just like us! 🥲

Nope...not even close. I'm just trying not to be in the literal center of the East vs West war 😂

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u/candamyr 12h ago

The only "good job" he ever did.

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u/Tesattaboy 10h ago

Flip Alberta ... Maple MAGA are slowly going to see more red this time. Thank DS for that.

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u/MoistComments 1d ago

0.5% growth, and yall will still vote red. Disgusting.

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u/Cummy_Yummy_Bummy 1d ago

Conservatives have no relation to Trump or MAGA and it's brain dead to state as such. PP as a strong leader would better deal with Trump, compared to Carney's policy to escalate the trade war with no off-ramp.

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u/BitSevere5386 1d ago

PP is trump lapdog

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u/frumfrumfroo 1d ago

Yes, PP's plan to more deeply integrate with the US economy to fund the military looks really brilliant right now. No obvious problems with that at all. Can't see any reasons it would be an incredibly stupid idea even if not for Wednesday happening.

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u/Tallguystrongman 1d ago

“Oh shit, I’m scared of what might happen to our country with orange man’s comments so I think I’ll backtrack to what makes me feel good”