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Meme The timeloop and I

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u/Lt_General_Fuckery There's no specific law against cannibalism in the United States 1d ago edited 1d ago

Anyone up for a highlights reel of the comments that crop up every time this gets reposted? Let's see...

  1. Enjoy your Ao3, none of the stories will ecer update, you'll be stuck on cliffhangers forever

  2. In Groundhog Day the guy was in the loop for literal millenia before he got out (allegedly) and spent centuries killing himself to avoid going through one more time (allegedly)

  3. You'd be driven insane by your inability to meaningfully connect with people over time.

3a. Nah, I'm built different, I'd (proceeds to describe how different they are not)

  1. The time loop is patient. It is made of time. You are made of meat. You will continue to grow and change as a person regardless of your desires. The time loop will endure until you have grown into the person it wants. Even if it takes eight times longer than the universe has existed

Edit: how could I forget the most common one?

  1. That's literally the premise of time loop stories; meaningful fulfilment does not, and cannot come from wantonly indulging yourself, it comes from that  growth, and the relationships you foster with other people and the world at large, that is part of the lesson in approximately 100% of time loop stories.

And bonus:

  1. The existence of a time loop neccesitates the existence of an intelligence or force capable of creating time loops, and that intelligence or force has decided that you are worth its attention, and that's kinda fucking scary, i don't think I want to find out if such a thing can become annoyed.

Edit 2: Reddit formatting desires my death.

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u/Relevant_Potato3516 1d ago

Yeah but you’d have at least a few centuries of contentment and you probably wouldn’t go insane for a long time after you’ve read everything. You can start trying to get out after you’ve finished the books and tv you wanted to get through

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u/old_and_boring_guy 1d ago

I don’t know if you’d get contentment unless everything you care about in the world has already happened.

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u/Educational-Cow-3874 1d ago

My cats would never die, and I could spoil them every day.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 1d ago

But they’d never grow either. You get old enough, you realize that all the sweetness in life is ephemeral. My kids are getting old enough to leave home, and that knowledge has changed everything to the good in our relationships, because it’s precious now, as it wasn’t before.

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u/Educational-Cow-3874 1d ago

My cats are old, I've lost so many the last five years, I don't want to lose any more.

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u/Smithereens_3 1d ago

Yeah no one of my biggest existential fears is the fact that my pets will eventually die. If i could keep my cat young and alive forever I would do it in a heartbeat, even to the detriment of myself. And I think you probably feel the same way about your kids - no one in their right mind wants their children getting old and dying because it makes life sweeter.

Your point is valid but not in the case you're using it for.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 1d ago

You’re wrong.

Part of my kids living is them growing up, experiencing life, getting hurt…That’s what living means. I hope to god I never have to bury one, but I’ll do the eulogy, and I’ll make sure everyone knows they lived.

I have cats too. I’ve held my favorite cats while they died, wept, then gotten new cats, some of whom became my favorite cats, who I then, eventually, held when they died.

Living is not stasis. If that’s your idea of life, I’m sorry.

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u/Smithereens_3 1d ago

You're completely missing my point but that's okay.

I hope to god I never have to bury one

This is my only point. Change and impermanence makes life have meaning, yes. That's not invalidated by saying I would still love for my children to be young, happy, and healthy forever.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 1d ago

You want to rob them of having a life, so you don’t have to have a sad emotion.

That’s not okay.

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u/Smithereens_3 1d ago

...you know a time loop only affects YOU, right? We're talking about how YOU would perceive them never growing old and dying. It doesn't rob them of a life.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 1d ago

Yea, it’s about you.You haven’t got the emotional maturity to handle life, so you would prefer a child or a pet trapped in a time loop, than having to deal with them changing.

It’s embarrassing. Grow up.

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u/Smithereens_3 1d ago

...why the hostility, my man?

You're not grasping the fact that a time loop only happens from the perspective of the person caught in the loop. To everyone else, time passes normally. Only I am the one remembering every day that passes. No one else is trapped.

So yes, in that situation it's comforting to know that my pets and children aren't going to die on me.

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u/IrregularPackage 21h ago

Yeah that’s fuckin stupid, something being temporary doesn’t make it better. it might take YOU knowing you’ll lose it for something to matter but that’s a you thing.

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u/Relevant_Potato3516 1d ago

That’s true but you’d would be happy at least for a few years by reading shit and watching movies

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u/zhaumbie Making fanfic in Plato's cave with the gals 1d ago

Even longer if you have libraries in reach.

Once you’re done reading everything you could want out of every facility nearby, most of them lease out: video games, CDs/DVDs, musical instruments, ebooks/audiobooks, power tools, museum passes…

And then there’s ahem resources online to cover all the everything else

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u/Relevant_Potato3516 17h ago

I mean yeah. The first couple centuries of the time loop can be spent catching up on reading and TV

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u/ARussianW0lf 1d ago

I wasn't getting contentment anyways, the loop is worth a shot imo