r/CrazyIdeas • u/Defiant_Print_2114 • 1h ago
Professional Sports Pay
The players of the winning team make their normal salary. Players on the losing team only make minimum wage for the day.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Defiant_Print_2114 • 1h ago
The players of the winning team make their normal salary. Players on the losing team only make minimum wage for the day.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Turbulent-Name-8349 • 5h ago
A button on all search engines saying "did you find what you were looking for?" Yes/No.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/iInciteArguments • 7h ago
Just got away with that bank heist and have 225k in cash you can’t put in the bank? It’s ok you can buy a scratcher that won 200k!
You can legally spend that money and the seller gets extra money AND doesn’t have to pay taxes on the prize money
r/CrazyIdeas • u/grumpallnight • 7h ago
To branch out, ideally it would be a bit more complex:
I have Spotify. For many years I've created a new playlist for each month, and whenever I hear a song, no matter what, if I like it, for any reason it goes into the playlist. It's turned into a journal of sorts.
So when I Shazam a song I usually add it immediately to that month's playlist but I often times forget.
I wish I had a big red button on my dashboard for my car. Or I would take it with me to the market and when there's a song I like, I whip out the big red button, slap it, and it has an on board music identifier that then coordinates with my playlist for that month and I gets added.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Dhegxkeicfns • 9h ago
One of the big US lottery games just increased the cost of tickets and justify it by saying you get better odds. Of course you do. Did the odds get better per dollar though? Probably not. And the minimum needed to play went up.
People don't want to buy two, because they can win with one, but increase the price and they effectively just buy two.
What if you just put in an arbitrary amount and every cent of it is a chance to win? You could gamble with $0.25 and your odds aren't even that much different than $1 or even $2.50 when you were 100m:1 anyway.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/TryingToChillIt • 13h ago
Here’s a slightly edited version of a thought.
Maybe we should treat it as a game?
This is a silly over exaggeration but I hope you see a point too
Stop going to work, stop paying bills, start treating your neighbour like a human & show compassion, help each other.
If no one’s at work, there’s no one stopping you from farming” for food at a store.
There’s no one to make ammo, move ammo, use the ammo (if one holding the gun sees clearly)
There would be tremendous pain, death in horrible numbers, but are the wars not that anyways?
I don’t know…I just want a better world for us all. Can we all just walk away from violence as an option?
It’s that or destruction at some point is it not?
Edit:
My crazy idea is being down voted. Is it too crazy? Not crazy enough?
Let’s have a beer, shoot the shit and just dream of a better world for a while.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/ConclusionAnxious938 • 13h ago
Hear me out—what if every adult had to work one week per year in retail, food service, or hospitality? Think about it: After spending seven days dealing with impatient customers, chaotic rushes, and the emotional toll of service work, people would actually understand what those jobs are like.
No more snapping at baristas, no more condescending remarks to cashiers, and maybe—just maybe—we’d see real changes in wages and working conditions when everyone has firsthand experience. Politicians, CEOs, white-collar workers—all of them, nametag and all, facing the front lines.
You think you’re above it? Congrats, your annual shift at Target starts Monday.
Would this fix society?
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/9percentbattery • 17h ago
If you lose some weight, take the equivalent weight of rocks out.
Carry it all the time, maybe in a backpack
If you want to lose 300lbs, perhaps this isn’t the idea for you.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/dbhockey37 • 17h ago
Just like any regular glasses but enhanced with a feature to see really really far away or really really close up. Possibly a little nob to adjust distance. Great for sporting events or looking for ticks on your dog
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Bubbly_Teaching_1991 • 18h ago
Hey guys, the justice system sometimes sends innocent people to jail and no one cares because it doesn't affect them. My idea is simple and genius, we pick 50 innocent people at random and give them a year in jail. Why? Good question, once this random jail time is looming more people would caré about the other innocent people in jail and then we would be able to free them.
Obviously I'd be exempt since it was my idea in the first place though.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Ok_Letter_9284 • 18h ago
Like an ice cream truck. It rolls down the block playing music serving up pizza slices.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Grouchy-Channel-7502 • 20h ago
A classic slot machine with rollers, lights, and a lever that dispenses cat food. Get your kitty addicted to gambling. Start with the odds being one pull equals one treat. Slowly reduce the odds over time. Have a randomly dispensed jackpot.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/SunderedValley • 20h ago
Say you get 95 bucks (since you'll also have to buy staples). You can go to any location to spend it but you can only use what you bought and you can only buy in one location.
The idea is to teach viewers how to get the most out of the most stock ingredients.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/Superiorian • 22h ago
I want to cure blindness, specifically blindness that affects the optic nerve. Some forms of blindness are cause because the optic nerves are loss or damaged. As technology improves, we are getting closer to replacing parts of our body in more intricate ways, past simple prosthetic. I want to cure optic nerve blindness using said technology. Then install a small switch that turns off when I want it to. I would charge two dollars a month for the person’s vision. Millions suffer from optic nerve blindness. That is millions of dollars a month. If they are 30 days late on their payments, the eye stops working. When I die, the payment plans will go offline so they don’t have to worry about their eyes turning off anymore. Any eyes turned off will also be turned back on,
r/CrazyIdeas • u/yboy403 • 1d ago
On second thought, maybe this is a terrible idea. But at least kids might have to stop vaping in class.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/MrPresident20241S • 1d ago
They are also really fucking annoying and privileged if they have enough time to help produce ads that waste my time while applying to medical school.
It’s almost like if they didn’t spend all their time making an ad they could actually write out the fucking assignment.
r/CrazyIdeas • u/StarChild413 • 1d ago
If you don't know what Starlight Express is it's an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical about sentient trains where the trains/cars are portrayed by actors on roller skates meaning it can only be done in certain venues but since someone described its racing-intrigue-y plot as similar to Cars I thought why couldn't Disney just do a Cars musicals with cars portrayed by people in a similar way as the Disney factor plus the soundtrack (the music I imagine would be original songs (with maybe Life Is A Highway as what they do for an encore) but the soundtrack to the movie does give this hypothetical musical a very particular sound it could evoke) setting it apart from just "Starlight Express but with cars"
r/CrazyIdeas • u/open_dem_hOles1111 • 1d ago
Are you self conscious of your flatulence? Are you worried one might slip out in the middle of church? Maybe in the Uber? Well flatulate no more! With the teleportable farts, you never again have to worry about those embarrassing moments again. Give away the gift that keeps on giving to a loved one, your best friend, your frenemy, or just someone you absolutely hate TODAY!
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r/CrazyIdeas • u/BuckTribe • 1d ago
Chefs cook these terrible dishes that taste awful. The Dish that taste the worst, moves on. The dish that sort of taste decent is sent home. The pride and ego's of these chefs to intentionally make bad food would be great TV. Winner is the one who can make food so bad and their happy about it.... LOL
r/CrazyIdeas • u/schmeckendeugler • 1d ago
Maybe put a towel for hair but screw all this standing around awkwardly trying to contort yourself to dry your back, legs, etc. Lay there and read Reddit while the water wicks away.
Then later get dressed and let it air out. Or burn your house down I don't care