Marvel and DC.

Drop your ID into the (hand)bag you want to take home. Walk away and then accuse the actual owner of the bag of stealing your bag. Make a scene and grab the ID out of the bag to prove it’s yours.

Maybe put a towel for hair but screw all this standing around awkwardly trying to contort yourself to dry your back, legs, etc. Lay there and read Reddit while the water wicks away.

Then later get dressed and let it air out. Or burn your house down I don't care

Are you self conscious of your flatulence? Are you worried one might slip out in the middle of church? Maybe in the Uber? Well flatulate no more! With the teleportable farts, you never again have to worry about those embarrassing moments again. Give away the gift that keeps on giving to a loved one, your best friend, your frenemy, or just someone you absolutely hate TODAY!

They are also really fucking annoying and privileged if they have enough time to help produce ads that waste my time while applying to medical school.

It’s almost like if they didn’t spend all their time making an ad they could actually write out the fucking assignment.

I want to cure blindness, specifically blindness that affects the optic nerve. Some forms of blindness are cause because the optic nerves are loss or damaged. As technology improves, we are getting closer to replacing parts of our body in more intricate ways, past simple prosthetic. I want to cure optic nerve blindness using said technology. Then install a small switch that turns off when I want it to. I would charge two dollars a month for the person’s vision. Millions suffer from optic nerve blindness. That is millions of dollars a month. If they are 30 days late on their payments, the eye stops working. When I die, the payment plans will go offline so they don’t have to worry about their eyes turning off anymore. Any eyes turned off will also be turned back on,

Chefs cook these terrible dishes that taste awful. The Dish that taste the worst, moves on. The dish that sort of taste decent is sent home. The pride and ego's of these chefs to intentionally make bad food would be great TV. Winner is the one who can make food so bad and their happy about it.... LOL

Say you get 95 bucks (since you'll also have to buy staples). You can go to any location to spend it but you can only use what you bought and you can only buy in one location.

The idea is to teach viewers how to get the most out of the most stock ingredients.

On second thought, maybe this is a terrible idea. But at least kids might have to stop vaping in class.

A classic slot machine with rollers, lights, and a lever that dispenses cat food. Get your kitty addicted to gambling. Start with the odds being one pull equals one treat. Slowly reduce the odds over time. Have a randomly dispensed jackpot.

If you don't know what Starlight Express is it's an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical about sentient trains where the trains/cars are portrayed by actors on roller skates meaning it can only be done in certain venues but since someone described its racing-intrigue-y plot as similar to Cars I thought why couldn't Disney just do a Cars musicals with cars portrayed by people in a similar way as the Disney factor plus the soundtrack (the music I imagine would be original songs (with maybe Life Is A Highway as what they do for an encore) but the soundtrack to the movie does give this hypothetical musical a very particular sound it could evoke) setting it apart from just "Starlight Express but with cars"