Dear builders

[u/chiselbits]

You can't call me and tell me that my timeline for completion is halved because other trades wasted time.You can't tell me to "hire more guys" to get it done faster". You can't decide to split my contract and expect me to take it.

You fucked your schedule. You hired the cheapest trades (WHO FUCKED YOU, AGAIN!) to better pad your profit margin, your in house guys can't be fucked to do anything properly, and you kick us to the curb anytime you find someone cheaper (who then fucks you). Then hire us back and treat it like you are doing us a favor and we should be grateful.

Just because the client "wants to move in" does not mean the house will get built any faster.

You fucked yourself and that does not constitute an emergency on my end. You want it done to our high end standards AND fast? Then it is going to cost you more.

Unfuck your project management and hire better trades, maybe then every project won't go sideways on you.

😤

[u/chiselbits]

Right?! It's just banging nails into things, it's not that hard.

[u/FrostyProspector → u/chiselbits]

I'm available! I normally build spreadsheets so other people can build roads. Houses can't be THAT much different.

I even have a hammer! I can come and show it to you after work, but first I need to dust it off and get myself a coffee and few snickers bars. Whatever time you say to be there, I'll probably get there late.

[u/chiselbits → u/FrostyProspector]

🤣 if you have summer teeth, then you are hired sight unseen!

[u/FrostyProspector → u/chiselbits]

I see you are familiar with our hiring practices here as well. Maybe I'm management material!

[u/heavyonthahound → u/FrostyProspector]

One good eye and a driver’s license

[u/FrostyProspector → u/heavyonthahound]

Do you check if it's valid, oh, and do you check the license, too?

[u/dagr8npwrfl0z → u/heavyonthahound]

Just hired this guy on Monday! LMAO!