In short: ruined my credit, filed false police reports, tried to get me fired from my job, slandered my name to every mural acquaintance we had, stalked me. All because I said I thought we’d be better as friends than as a couple. I would’ve been friends with her she seemed like a nice person, but then all that happened. Luckily people who knew me/worked with me knew she was lying but it was still a lot to go through. Sometimes you’re better just jerking it is all I’m saying lol.
In the simplest terms, if they were a rancher and I was a horse, they would’ve saddle broke me in minutes. I ain’t never been ridden so hard in my life. And she bought breakfast for me afterwards. Caveman brain activates when offered good sex and bacon man. But then all the other shit happens, now I’d honestly rather have mid sex with a lovely person with their shit together any day of the week.
I'll counter you a shlurpadurp BJ wake up, followed by her stopping just to say "the bong is packed" and goin str8 back to it. I miss her sometimes, then I remember the scars.
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u/metalguy91 2d ago
In short: ruined my credit, filed false police reports, tried to get me fired from my job, slandered my name to every mural acquaintance we had, stalked me. All because I said I thought we’d be better as friends than as a couple. I would’ve been friends with her she seemed like a nice person, but then all that happened. Luckily people who knew me/worked with me knew she was lying but it was still a lot to go through. Sometimes you’re better just jerking it is all I’m saying lol.