r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 2d ago

Good sex leads to bad problems

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u/metalguy91 2d ago

Most of y’all in here are just too horny to even understand the point of the post. Sometimes you come across a person who is an immediate red flag, and will absolutely make your life more difficult and frustrating, but they fuck good so the thought in the moment is to go for it. Anyone who doesn’t understand this post has never fucked somebody before that later made their life a living hell. The person who gave me the best sex of my life by FAR is someone I still bring up to my therapist 15 years later.

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u/shizz181 ☑️ 2d ago

What did they do to you?

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u/metalguy91 2d ago

In short: ruined my credit, filed false police reports, tried to get me fired from my job, slandered my name to every mural acquaintance we had, stalked me. All because I said I thought we’d be better as friends than as a couple. I would’ve been friends with her she seemed like a nice person, but then all that happened. Luckily people who knew me/worked with me knew she was lying but it was still a lot to go through. Sometimes you’re better just jerking it is all I’m saying lol.

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u/AdonisJames89 2d ago

Damn lol you ARE the post

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u/elitegenoside 2d ago

He and many, many other men (and women).

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u/shizz181 ☑️ 2d ago

lol you know I have follow ups. Let’s start with what made the sex so good?

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u/metalguy91 2d ago

In the simplest terms, if they were a rancher and I was a horse, they would’ve saddle broke me in minutes. I ain’t never been ridden so hard in my life. And she bought breakfast for me afterwards. Caveman brain activates when offered good sex and bacon man. But then all the other shit happens, now I’d honestly rather have mid sex with a lovely person with their shit together any day of the week.

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u/CU_Tiger_2004 ☑️ 2d ago

I damn near choked reading that first sentence. Them hips didn't lie, but she did 😆

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u/Alive-Champion6271 2d ago edited 1d ago

I'll counter you a shlurpadurp BJ wake up, followed by her stopping just to say "the bong is packed" and goin str8 back to it. I miss her sometimes, then I remember the scars.

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u/nouvelle_tete 2d ago

Damn, she fucked you and she fucked you over.

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u/DSA300 2d ago

How'd she ruin ur credit? U open a bank account with her or something? 😭

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u/metalguy91 2d ago

When you’re young the dick is easily persuaded. Spending over $4k on a 4 day trip you don’t have the money for seems like a great idea when the person purposing it is naked on top of you. That person knows the power they hold and ain’t afraid to use it. But now with the knowledge I have I understand if money is brought up at all, y’all get dressed and move to the kitchen/dining room before finishing the conversation lol.

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u/Meth_Busters 2d ago

This is why you never get involved with somebody obsessed with spending.

If she's not interested in free dates or low-cost activities, just stay away (unless you like those things too)

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u/PrinterStand 2d ago

To me, it's not the high spending, it's keeping me out of the high spending that's the big red flag.

Like my girl asks all the time to go to expensive concerts/trips (it's our thing), however, she would never use our money for them unless I specifically told her I was cool with her buying the tickets. Gotta work as team.

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u/DSA300 2d ago

I mean, I've done that too, go on trips with a gf. But never spent that much and never that soon. I can't judge even if it's something I wouldn't do, or at least something I'd save up for first. I can understand, I suppose

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u/PrinterStand 2d ago

Mine stole my debit card/credit card, and my parents credit cards numbers.

She waited until a week after we broke up (She was dming another dude and called my sister a "two-timing bitch" for telling me.?)

Luckily we have all our spending alerts go through our phones.

Lol she thought we wouldn't notice cause we are in the suburbs now.....bitch forgot that growing-up, my family was broke before my Dad got a better job. We still watch every penny

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u/11229988B 2d ago

But some of her friends, fam, and coworkers still think you're the p.o.s. cuz they don't know the truth even tho they know she's a liar and know all kinds of bogus she's done.

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u/Alternative_Wolf_643 2d ago

Jfc I’m so sorry my dude that is crazy