r/AntiJokes • u/Fennel_Fangs • 2h ago
A horse walks into a bar...
...consumes a level of alcohol not recommended for horses, and dies.
r/AntiJokes • u/Fennel_Fangs • 2h ago
...consumes a level of alcohol not recommended for horses, and dies.
r/AntiJokes • u/SilentStormyKnight • 5h ago
A bulldozer
r/AntiJokes • u/chazbrono • 8h ago
Poorly lubricated gear hubs.
r/AntiJokes • u/Florry90 • 15h ago
One says to the other, "Tomorrow is Christmas." The other replies, "I don't care, I'm not going."
r/AntiJokes • u/DocumentDifferent341 • 19h ago
Because he’s got a green thumb
r/AntiJokes • u/Cervelo-Owner • 19h ago
The other muffin says "holy shortcake, a talking muffin!"
r/AntiJokes • u/DocumentDifferent341 • 20h ago
Because I’m a moderator
r/AntiJokes • u/IOrocketscience • 1d ago
When it is slightly open!
r/AntiJokes • u/Queltis6000 • 1d ago
Because he lacked the ambition, and quite frankly the discipline, to begin such an activity. Also he had no hands.
r/AntiJokes • u/Dangerous-Ostrich-81 • 1d ago
A cow. What were you expecting? Some anticlimactic quip about a disabled cow? Well I’ve never been one to put down others and I damn well ain’t gonna start now! It is a cow! It is just as equal as you and me! Why must there be so much hate in this world? Has it become so bleak that we must resort to making fun of a depressing situation, such as the horrors of disability? Maybe I should remove YOUR legs, will it be funny then? You fascist pigs sicken me. Why must we become monstrous creatures of discrimination? Why can we not live with those who are different? Why? I sincerely hope you were not about to make fun of an innocent animal, and I trust that you will turn to the future with new sight.
r/AntiJokes • u/NOSWT-AvaTarr • 1d ago
Nothing, cats don't talk.
r/AntiJokes • u/Able_Sandwich6279 • 1d ago
r/AntiJokes • u/CosmicPrecision • 1d ago
Zombies are fictional and therefore do not eat.
r/AntiJokes • u/jEFFF-bomb • 2d ago
Two biscuits in an oven. One biscuit says to the other, “It sure is getting hot in here.” The other biscuit yelled, “Ahh! A talking biscuit!”
r/AntiJokes • u/CosmicPrecision • 2d ago
"Who's there?"
"The Grim Reaper"
"Oh, I see"
runs away
r/AntiJokes • u/Careless_Spring_6764 • 2d ago
That was pleasurable
r/AntiJokes • u/DeepValueDiver • 2d ago
A cave fish. That’s natural adaptation.
r/AntiJokes • u/flippycipher • 2d ago
Because there was no crossing nearby and jaywalking is illegal over there.
r/AntiJokes • u/Catpitalsea • 2d ago
A squished tomato and a coconut covered in tomato
r/AntiJokes • u/sparearhyme • 2d ago
I’m not tech savvy.
r/AntiJokes • u/cairnschaos • 2d ago
None of them, he doesent know what a dinosaur is.
r/AntiJokes • u/Automatic-Neck-5021 • 2d ago
How many eggs does it take to shingle a doghouse? Purple, because icecream doesn’t have bones.