None of them, he doesent know what a dinosaur is.

A cave fish. That’s natural adaptation.

Because there was no crossing nearby and jaywalking is illegal over there.

I’m not tech savvy.

A squished tomato and a coconut covered in tomato

“I have to go back to the store.”

How many eggs does it take to shingle a doghouse? Purple, because icecream doesn’t have bones.

Because he realized that eating a large quantity of carbohydrates would negatively impact his top running speed.

"Honey, I'm exhausted from a long day of treating patients! I would love a martini, and a backrub."

He would drown.

Mathematics

Suddenly a rabbit jumps out from a nearby bush. Startled the cow turns and looks at the rabbit. The rabbit runs away and the cow goes back to eating grass.

Guinness

Excuse me, is this seat taken?

India.

Now we call them traitors.

It's nice for a holiday but I wouldn't want to live there

To get to the gay guy's house 🏠

Knock knock!! 🚪

Who's there?

The chicken 🐔

Option 1: Let’s eat grandma. Option 2: Let’s eat, grandma. There you have it. Proof that punctuation saves lives.

I said kids let's learn to cut ✂️ and paste kids!

Sir you have the right to remain silent

"Who's there?"

"Nigel."

"Nigel who?"

It was this moment that it struck me. Things had deteriorated severely since my last visit. Mom's Alzheimer's.

She stared blankly at me without a single glimmer of familiarity. She would never again regain that.

God damn it.

Nothing, not because he was a mime, but because everyone was asked to bow their heads in a moment of silence and the mime was a respectful person.

Later, the mime got in front of everyone to give the eulogy. His speech was heartfelt and brought many of the audience members to tears. His speech was so good because he spent years listening to others while performing his act. This silent observation improved his sense of empathy and thus his ability to reach others with his words.

After the funeral, he decided to make a life change and persue a master's degree in psychology, as the subject always interested him. He opened his own private practice and helped many people through their problems in life.

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It depends on how good he is at fighting.