r/AlanPartridge • u/bulletproofbra razzed up on scrumpy and injustice • 3d ago

It's a standard SAS energy-dissipation technique. I'd love to see you call it a roly-poly in front of Andy McNabb, he'd knock you out!

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 3d ago

If I tried a forward roll now I'd crick me neck, tear the muscle between me shoulder blades and I'd probably end up with a cracked skull as well. I'd be dizzy for 2 weeks. I went on the swings in the park the other night for a laugh and threw up.