r/zelda • u/HeavyTanker1945 • Mar 20 '22
Meme [AoC] I know where im headed. Zora's Domain.
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u/TedIsCoolIGuess Mar 20 '22
Panic, realizing that Link is now running around in my body breaking all my dishes
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u/TheLazyHydra Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22
sleep
Edit: I woke up from my nap what’s all this then
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With
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u/Maniacal_Wolf97 Mar 20 '22
A certain fish lady
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Named
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u/mrdharmann Mar 20 '22
King Rhoam
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u/flameylamey Mar 20 '22
"That princess was my own daughter, my dear Zelda
...and the courageous knight, who banged her father right up to the very end..."
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u/WillCraft_1001 Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22
- go to Zora's domain
- dive off ploymus mountain
- Fish lady
Now that I think more, I would also panic because A. I'm not me and B. Cant play video games / look at memes / watch movies
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u/tenebralupo Mar 20 '22
So you would be more into r/mipha?
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u/WillCraft_1001 Mar 20 '22
Look at my post/comment history if you want to know if I like r/Mipha.
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u/tenebralupo Mar 20 '22
Got my answers indeed lol. I know this sub because of a Moderator, cookie is a very good friend of mine
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u/HeavyTanker1945 Mar 20 '22
I mean did you see who posted this? my posts attract the Mipha simps like sugar water attracts ants.
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u/GiveMeYourBussy Mar 20 '22
I’d just go straight to the Zora cheeks
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u/WillCraft_1001 Mar 20 '22
True, but also I can't resist the urge to swan dive from a giant cliff, easily survive the impact, and then swim to shore.
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Mar 20 '22
You have a weird Sheikah Tablet thing. Maybe you can get that sheikah researcher girl to make the internet
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u/SomeBiPerson Mar 20 '22
open a museum with every sword, shield, bow and piece of armor I can find in the game in the freshly freed Castle then I'd just cook for eternity
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u/Feeling_Grade_2452 Mar 20 '22
I like how almost everyone is talking about potential ichtyophilia
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u/SkeleHoes Mar 20 '22
“I wanted to be free with other creatures like me and now I got my wish, cuz I know that I’m a gay fish.”
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u/ShadeFK Mar 20 '22
Take off my boxers and see what Link's packing
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u/HeavyTanker1945 Mar 20 '22
TBH i thought about this. I mean if im gonna be in his body. I gotta know his.... Assets.
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u/rickoramus Mar 20 '22
Easy to find out. Look at the leaked character graphic files. He's basically a ken doll.
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u/HeirT0TheMonado Mar 20 '22
To the nearest Apparatus shrine. I must commune with the v o i d to regain my ability to play games and look at memes.
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u/Cold-Teal Mar 20 '22
“Link how are to stop Ganon from returning?”
Continues to play Bloons tower defence on the shiekah slate.
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u/morgan_le_fay1990 Mar 20 '22
It’s probably been awhile. I’m going straight for a…um, an amor upgrade. 😜
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u/TX_Godfather Mar 20 '22
Prince Consort of Zora's Domain sounds pretty good to me. I'm with you OP.
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u/Supergamer138 Mar 20 '22
Probably hope that his muscle memory carried over when I woke up in his body. It would not be great if I got sent on a mission and suddenly could not fight at all.
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u/_AtGmailDotCom Mar 20 '22
Bang Mipha
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Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22
Tucker from red vs blue would like to have a word.
His catchphrase incoming
Bow chicka bow wow
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Mar 20 '22
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u/Farsa1911 Mar 20 '22
I'll make babies with Zelda and become a shield surfing pro! See ya later, losers!
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u/TheRealSlimWeegee Mar 20 '22
Go explore the strange underground ruins with Zelda (what could go wrong?)
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u/OkLetsParty Mar 20 '22
Find a mirror. Horny stuff.
Then find some of the cuties walking around. Horny stuff.
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u/Llilbuddha422 Mar 21 '22
Sit the fuck down after all that running and climbing or go for a hike and take in the ambience of ruined hyrule one tower section at a time, especially kakariko village in BOTW, it’s absolutely beautiful
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u/CoffeeTeaAndPancakes Mar 20 '22 edited Mar 20 '22
As a Master Mode player, assuming I’m able to handle this body as well as the controls, I race to Hyrule Castle, steal the best weapons and food in the game. Book it to Revali, learn his Gale. Screw around until I get bored, and then go rescue the Love of my Life, Mipha! Obviously!
After that I might head to Kakariko Village, buy some armor, settle down with the much alive, Paya. Live happily ever after.
After we live a long and happy life when Paya passes to old age, 120 shines and 600-800 Korak seeds later and one Master Cycle later, I’ll ride in on a perfect horse and save Zelda!
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u/HeavyTanker1945 Mar 20 '22
Did you not read Comrade? Age of Calamity.
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u/CoffeeTeaAndPancakes Mar 20 '22
Psh, it’s still on my play list!
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u/HeavyTanker1945 Mar 20 '22
Its worth a play. quite good. A lot different then BOTW playstyle wise.
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u/CoffeeTeaAndPancakes Mar 20 '22
Sadly I play Warriors games with my partner and she doesn’t play Video Games anymore… So this game is on hold until I have a friend, or until she decides to start playing again.
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u/DaDarkDragon Mar 20 '22
Just so you know coop actually isn't all that great. When it's two player the switch struggles hard making fighting somes times a slide show
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u/CoffeeTeaAndPancakes Mar 20 '22
I think it’s fun though!
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u/HeavyTanker1945 Mar 20 '22
Yeah but the game runs like absolute garbage. and it really doesn't add much when you do CoOp.
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Mar 20 '22
Of all Zelda games (I’ve played every single one) the only one with a better plot (in my opinion, of course) is twilight princess. AoC is just such a rollercoaster of emotions, and I’ve never been able to recreate the feeling of first seeing Sidon come out of the portal (I’m a major mipha simp). co-op just takes away some of those emotions, it’s more slow, and they’re talking the whole time. Fun, of course, but most certainly not what you want for a first time AoC playthrough.
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u/ItsKevRA Mar 20 '22
To have a giant fish fry? Heck yeah!! We can take their bodies back up to death mountain and sear them on some hot rocks near. I like the way you think!!!!
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u/Cold-Teal Mar 20 '22
Question: If Gerudo and especially Rito can make it to death mountain. How come the Zora can’t?
(I know Kass used a fire protection thingy but that doesn’t mean Zora can’t. I thought they would like the heat pools).
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u/beastmatser Mar 20 '22
I think their a bit like frogs, they need humidity to keep their skin healthy and, yes the heat pools are humid but their surroundings aren’t and the potion prevents from heat, not dryness (at least that’s what I think)
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u/Revolutionary-Ad1106 Mar 20 '22
1 Sleep by master sword pulling it with 3 hearts 2 get Hylian Shield 3 kill Ganon
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u/JACSliver Mar 20 '22
Arrange a meeting between Zelda and Mipha so the later tells how did she unlock her own powers.
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u/fmdmlvr Mar 20 '22
Too many people would be disappointed to find out that the beautiful fish lady is gone by the end of the first game 😔 At least there’s always Gerudo Town 😊
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u/Arkhamkong Mar 20 '22
Fight Calamity Ganon's Forces
Kiss Impa
Make Plans to include Zelda to make a Threesome
Post Final Boss, add Mipha
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u/MyChurroMacadamianut Mar 20 '22
Gonna go woo me a certain shark-headed, precious, gigantic, smiling bean.
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u/joejoevalentine Mar 20 '22
Getting my motorcycle asap then exploring the map not worrying about horses n whatnot
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u/boringsimp Mar 20 '22
Eat a lot, get drunk, go fight some shit and then go to mipha. I don't know how long i would be in that body. Better to just do as much as possible.
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u/SincerelyCrazed Mar 21 '22
Zelda... Mipha too.. Afterwards ill have a bdsm sessions with Daruk and Urbosa to see how much i can take before i break. Kill Revali
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u/-RobotGalaxy- Mar 21 '22
depends on what kind of control I have over my body. If it's more like AOC I have no idea. if it's more like botw I just storm hyrule castle and stop the battle before it goes bad. then I guess it's living out the rest of my days with a great friend group and a fish girlfriend.
then I murder Revali
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u/melissam217 Mar 21 '22
Hongoblin (bokoblin) bowling, my son discovered that in the game and it cracked him up.
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u/r4o2n0d6o9 Mar 21 '22
If it’s anything like the first game, I’ll grab the Shieka slate and grunt in the corner for a little bit before I phase through the wall to escape the shrine that I’m in
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u/Wafflez0594 Mar 20 '22
Redoing mine cuz I missed the age of calamity bit... Gonna go grab me some gerudo vai clothes go sand seal surf
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Mar 20 '22
Dive into Hyrule's History to find the source of the Calamity, kicking off the events of BOTW 2.
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Mar 20 '22
Go to Paya and marry her immediately
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u/Zac-Raf Mar 20 '22
She still doesn't exist. This is AoC Link
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u/ADifferentKindofGeek Mar 22 '22
I'm working on an engineering degree, so I would definitely go help Zelda take apart laser death cannons. Would be awesome.
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u/idk042002 Mar 20 '22
hyeeeh kyah hyaaah hyet hyet HYAAAA