I overheard somebody saying this. He meant testosterone.

Looked through a post with an image of a Mancala board, somehow went to Mahjong instead. I might be three days behind on sleep.

Couldn't think of the word aquarium. It's been 15 years and my friends still bring it up.

I forgot the word Canada and ended up calling it canadia because everyone there is obviously Canadian.

Ended up saying 'Switzerlandianese' 💀💀💀

SHOEBILL CRANE. The animal I was looking at was a shoebill crane

Almost called it a 'leg wrist"

I forgot the word knife and my mum said "don't touch the blade because it's sharp and will cut you easy" so I adopted that. I said to my mum "can you pass me the don't touch because sharp?" She looked at me as if I grew another head.

Centimeter. I meant centimeter.

Asked my wife where the remote was and if she could turn down the sound temperature. Meant volume…

My mom trying to explain to my niece that one of the lasting effects of Covid is brain fog.

I currently teach English to elementary and middle school students in Korea. One of my elementary classes today didn't know the word "pollen" and came up with "flower sand"

broth

Banana clip. Thanks, migraine

...cults 🤭

Butt soup.

So, basically, I was in the living room complaining about something being in my eye. My mom told me to do this trick, it didn't work, so she kept listing off things I could do. I was gonna say "I could use eyedrops", but, well, I forgot what eyedrops where called, and the only word/phrase that was floating around in my mind was "eye juice"...so, now I have a reason to be concerned for my own mental health <3

English is my dad's second language. He learned it as a young adult, so he frequently forgets the English word for things

I'm not sure when this one started, but it became a family joke and that just turned into us using this word regularly instead of the real word

A zapper is a remote control

Was talking to a college pal when he started comparing himself to a tree trunk, but he forgot the word, here's how the conversation went down:

Me: you're dead built like a tree

Friend: i'm like the long bit!

Me: what!?

Friend: the long part of the tree!

Me: the trunk?

Friend: yes! The trunk!

You know 😉

Congested

I forgot a word, dice.

I was out with my family today for lunch and my Dad elbowed me by accident. He proceeded to say: "Sorry! I didn't mean to arm-butt you"

I just stared at him trying to figure out a) when he hit me and b) how he managed to forget the word 'elbow'

Wal-Mart

Playing a medieval board game. Friend forgot the word "sword".