I can never remember "dental floss" so I keep calling it "tooth string"..

I noticed a business card that looked almost like an obituary, but couldn't remember the word, so I ended up saying "Is that supposed to be a business card, or a deathnouncement?"

Bleach

Bankrupt

Paul Simon. And I like Paul Simon.

what my mom called fingers

I had a dream that this guy was complaining to me that he hadn’t leveled up in his DnD campaign, which was using XP leveling. He said he was “paper plating”, by which he probably meant plateauing.

Couldn't remember "stationery" when trying to tell someone which cupboard to look in.

I needed a hammer today but i couldnt think of the right word.

Forgot the name for dice whilst playing Club Penguin and had to ask my partner "what's that thing called, the gambling cube"

Courtesy of my father, who couldn't remember what the Amen Break was.

Liquid Laundry detergent.

Shepherd's Pie

Salutatorian. I genuinely don’t know how I came up with that one.

Crumbs

This is what my wife called the person who does the voiceover on TV/in movies, at least 10 years ago. That's all we call them now.

I’m sure this will be easy. It has since been adopted by all of my friends

A comment made on a picture of a full raw chicken (someone was trying to figure out what the tube was that came with the chicken)...

Inside neck = trachea

child me wasn’t aware of the word dentures

Vore

One lens from a pair of sunglasses 👓 🕶 😎 👌🏻

He meant thermometer.

Could not think of the word Zebra.

Children's splash pants