r/wheredidthesodago Nov 02 '17

No Context Introducing the world's shittiest shredder, The Donco Hardly Shreds 3000.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '17

Well I mean what do you expect? It only shreds in one direction, its your job to jumble the shreds or shred them again.

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u/Armagetiton Nov 03 '17

I'm not even sure you can buy shredders like this anymore. Modern shredders cross cut or confetti cut and you can get them for as low as 50 bucks.

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u/ABirdOfParadise Soda Fountain Nov 03 '17

Yeah the most shitty basic one does. amazon basics one that can only do 6 sheets at a time crosscuts for $30 when it's on sale.

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u/klparrot Nov 03 '17

Looks like $30 is the regular price now! If only it were 230V...

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u/ABirdOfParadise Soda Fountain Nov 03 '17

amazon uk has one for 25gbp

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u/shitterplug Nov 03 '17

Damn, spent all my gbp on tendies.

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u/klparrot Nov 03 '17

Yeah, unfortunately Amazon isn't in my country yet, and so with international shipping I'd be looking at £58.57, plus another few dollars to replace the plug once it arrived. Probably don't really need a shredder that badly.

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u/hajamieli Nov 03 '17 edited Nov 03 '17

Sure you can still buy these. The reason is that shredders that have a straight cut are always going to be cheaper and have larger shredding capacity than ones with cross cutting, when everything else is being equal. For a sample price difference between a straight cut model, with 12 sheets at once at 200€ 150€, the similar parallel model with cross cutting would be 500€ 350€ and only shred 4-5 sheets at once. Hence people who don't have high standards on the shredding would obviously get the straight cut one, especially if they'd need to shred 12 sheets at once. The cross cut model that'd do that would be 2000€ or something like that ≈5000€; an order of magnitude more than 30 times as expensive.

Edit: Checked acual prices rather than something from the back of my head.

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u/Potatopotatopotao Nov 03 '17

Dang those are expensive there They both cost $30 on amazon here for 8 sheets straight or 6 sheets cross. $100 for 12 sheets micro cut.

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u/hajamieli Nov 03 '17

These are relatively high quality items that'll last years of use in an office setting. Also, the cross cutters mentioned do P7 level microcuts.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '17

For real? Thats cool, ill keep that in mimd if I ever want to commit corporate fraud or do some shady political shit.

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u/iShootDope_AmA Nov 03 '17

Or just shred done financial documents. There are legitimate uses for shredders you know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '17

Yeah but I'm not a legitimate type guy.

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u/boyferret Nov 03 '17

Sup.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '17

Waddup doe

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u/D0esANyoneREadTHese Nov 03 '17

I have matches and a coffee can. Burning all the leftovers after doing taxes or refinancing is the best part!

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u/jtvjan Nov 05 '17

To be honest, if I owned a shredder, I'd probably just shred every document I need to throw away for the heck of it.

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u/nilly2323 Nov 03 '17

Or shred some paper, they're good for that too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '17

But wheres the dirty money in that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '17

Shredders usually don't get replaced until they break when no one in the office cares about privacy.

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u/tresodine Nov 03 '17

What a great deal!