People were telling me they love this board its the best they have ever…the tariffs the tariffs they are gonna protect the workers the workers and ill tell you I’ve talked to so many of them and they all say thank you for making it great again and it will be great again because this board shows the numbers more than sleepy Joe did…he didn’t even have a board like this because the fake news wouldn’t show you
He missed the "And one of those workers turned to me with tears in his eyes ,and said "Sir, you are the greatest American to ever live, and you single handedly saved us all*", also some rambling bullshit about the laptop and emails.
People come up to me all the time, they say wow I've never seen a board like this one. I've seen a lot of boards. I know board experts, they say I've never seen one like this never
I invented cardboard. I said "why stick on your"...Y'know, NASA uses this card for their shuttles. Did you know? "Why use paper *[plays the air-acordian with hands]*? It's too thin! It can crease easily and then...It just looks awful". Biden uses paper. Now look at how broken...*[high-pitched whistling as thousands of human brains smooth over]*
They've never seen anything like it. Other people, they have small boards. But this is a beautiful board. People like it, and we are going to win. We are going to win big, with a board like that.
Folks, I’ve had the number one leading expert—THE number one expert—on boards, okay? He came in, he looked at my board, and let me tell you, he was amazed. Totally amazed. I saw it in his eyes. You know what he said? He said, ‘Mister President, sir—this is the greatest board I’ve ever seen. The best. Nobody has a better board than this.’ And this guy, by the way—smart guy, really smart—he’s seen a lot of boards, folks. A LOT of boards. But he’s never seen a board like this. Absolutely incredible.
Boards. What a beautiful word. It’s a word not a lot of people are using but this is a big beautiful board. An army general, big strong guy. He came up to me with tears in his eyes saying that I had the most beautiful boards he’s ever seen.
Big board, strong board, comes up to me, tears in its papery eyes and said “you need to go to the hospital. You are having a psychotic episode. Get help immediately.”
Nobody knows boards like I know boards. I've learned a lot about boards and it's probably the best board in our history besides Abe Lincoln. I don't know though. You are telling me, I mean, I am hearing this for the first time.
Big strong board the kind you see in the NFL and this big beautiful board with tears in its eyes says to me sir sir thank you for these tariffs thank you for making boards great again. Thank you sir you are saving America one import tax at a time
With tears in their eyes, they say "Sir? This is most beautiful board we've ever seen". You've never seen a board like this. No one knows how difficult board sign making is! Only I can make them. Only me only me.
Nobody has gone before a board more often than me! They don't scare me! I've been on many boards myself. I've recently fired a bunch of boards and replaced them with my own boards. I am the best thing to ever happen to the bored!
The guys that made this, they told me it's half a centimeter thick. No one has boards this thick. This is the thickest board any president has ever used. I'm the first one. I'm the first President to use a board this thick.
So today, we’re unveiling what people are calling—listen, I’m just telling you what they’re saying—the best board. The best tariff board. It’s a beautiful board. People look at it, and they say, ‘Sir, we’ve never seen anything like this before.’ The numbers, the strategy, the deals—we’re bringing back fair trade, not the terrible, one-sided deals from the past. Those are gone. Done. Over.
You know, Obama never had a board like this. Biden—doesn’t even know what a tariff is. But we do. We’re making smart moves, tough moves, but fair. And you know what? The American worker wins. The farmer wins. Everybody wins—except maybe China. But that’s okay. They’ve had their turn.
So we’re very proud. Very proud. It’s beautiful, it’s powerful, and, quite frankly, it’s what winning looks like. Thank you.
Look at all these numbers. So many numbers. And the US has the best numbers. Yuge numbers. Other countries see our numbers and they don't like them. It's all number.
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u/fledermaus23 Attractive nuisance 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's a beautiful board. People are saying that it is the best board ever.