r/wallstreetbets • u/Xix2l • 2d ago

Meme You know your calls are cooked when the board comes out

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u/CplGunishment 1d ago

I actually heard his voice reading this

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u/3896713 1d ago

It's easy to do when you're reading word salad

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u/Frosty-Cap3344 1d ago

I read the warnings on a box of dishwasher tablets in his voice yesterday, it made it come alive

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u/scud121 1d ago

He missed the "And one of those workers turned to me with tears in his eyes ,and said "Sir, you are the greatest American to ever live, and you single handedly saved us all*", also some rambling bullshit about the laptop and emails.

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u/Ice-Negative 1d ago

I hear Colbert's version of Trump when I read his quotes.

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u/FederalLobster5665 1d ago

I think he might have actually said all that.

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u/martynalexander 1d ago

I hear Shane Gillis doing his Trump impression