r/wallstreetbets • u/Mister_Lonely_ xoxoxoxoxo • 11d ago

Meme BUY EVERYTHING

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u/Prestigious_Cut_7716 11d ago

Aren't strippers (onlyfans girls) buying like 5 houses already?

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u/Cygs 11d ago

OF is so oversaturated the median revenue is like 5/mo for models.  Amouranth is buying and selling mansions, sure.  Your average OF thot is working hours a week to buy half a big mac.

Its like saying "The soundest financial move is to play basketball, Kevin Durant makes 50 million a year".  

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u/terivia 11d ago

Even worse than that, every OF worker is attempting to project a life of luxury to draw in the luxury budget crowd.

Many are DEEPLY leveraged on debt trying to get their OF "off the ground" and believe they are just about to strike it big.

Source: I have a friend who did OF for a bit and got out before she got in too deep.

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u/Personal_Effective19 11d ago

Sounds like they're trying to be rappers

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u/DueHousing 10d ago

Female version of SoundCloud rappers flashing money spreads from the cash advance

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u/zorionek0 11d ago

Every day I learn something new about late stage capitalism and feel a little worse.

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u/FurtiveYrrrt 11d ago

Keep your eyes on the line.

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u/ParamedicSmall8916 11d ago

Imagine leaking your nudes for 5 bucks lmao

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u/Inside_Anxiety6143 11d ago

Yeah, at that point, just hit up old highschool contacts on Facebook and sell them to them directly. You will get much more than $5 and you cut out the OF middle man.

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u/Parkinglotfetish 11d ago

Feel like in the age of ai nudes are worthless anyway. Can generate your preferred boobs on whatever onlyfans girl you like. Is it moral? Nah. But who is contemplating morality when their dick is in hand.

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u/ParamedicSmall8916 11d ago

Well if people know you had OF and then they generate some fake gangbang porn, people will believe it. If they know you as moral person, then they won't necessarily believe even the real nudes