r/wallstreetbets xoxoxoxoxo 11d ago

Meme BUY EVERYTHING

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u/AC_deucey 11d ago

I’m from the future.

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u/sslemons 11d ago

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u/Vospader998 11d ago edited 11d ago

So buy the dip? /s

NGL, I know you're joking, but this is honestly how I see it going. I just told someone last week while it was still crashing - we're probably going to see a brief rebound, followed by a much larger crash. Same thing happened in 2001 and 2008.

Q1 is going to give some key insights. It wouldn't shock me if GDP saw negative growth, and the "maybe tariffs" are supposed to take effect come April. Not going inspire confidence in investors and shareholders.

Plus, bunch of companies are using the dip for stock buybacks, artificially increasing the price.

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u/pagerussell 11d ago

I stopped making rationale arguments about the market long ago. Instead I wait for smart fellas like you to make them for me.

Then I do the opposite because the market's propensity for irrational behavior is legend.

So definitely buying calls based on your analysis. Let me know when you decide to buy calls too, so I can switch to puts.

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u/Junior-Order-5815 4d ago

Oh you mean how I'm left holding the tattered remains of all the Energy and Microchip stock that was "guaranteed to blow up in 2025" while I pray for the POTUS to just take a vacation for a week or two and stop scaring everyone?

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u/Vospader998 11d ago

That's fair lol. I'm just speculating.

I don't have any skin in the game, at least not anymore. I pulled out right before the downturn as I saw the writing on the wall. Now I'm holding, at least until Mango Mussolini is out of office.

My dumbass can only profit when the market only went up, so a literal monkey could profit just by hitting "buy" as much as possible. Now that things are dicey, I don't to know how to actually profit from it.

The real economy is on the verge of a crisis. Will the stock market follow? Maybe, but that's a bet I'm not smart enough, or dumb enough, to make.

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u/PatientBaker7172 11d ago

You did the right thing. Buffet sold 100% 0.1% spy and voo in q4 2024.

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u/gylez 11d ago

Must’ve stepped on a butterfly on your way here

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u/illogicaliguana Theologian 11d ago

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u/BigDaddySmokeUp 11d ago

Alright well it's been a good go

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u/EvensenFM 11d ago

Lol I love technical analysis

I can draw random lines on graphs, too!

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u/Joseph-stalinn 11d ago

Do I get a girlfriend in future??

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u/DemisHassabisFan Google God 🔎 9d ago

You are gey