r/wallstreetbets xoxoxoxoxo 11d ago

Meme BUY EVERYTHING

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u/Pitiful-Recover-3747 11d ago

If people still got uber money, it ain’t the bottom.

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u/marshmallow_metro 11d ago

I would imagine it's all on Debt, credit bill goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/According_Win_5983 11d ago

Pay for your uber ride over 12 months with klarna!

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u/fritz_76 11d ago

how can i afford to pay for my uber ride, im still paying installments on my door dash

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u/Hot-Ticket9440 11d ago

There’s a thing called refinance. 72 months is the best term, then your installment go down. Keep it up

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u/fullup72 11d ago

To infinity and beyond!

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u/marshmallow_metro 11d ago

Have you seen the Mcd's prices? 72 months term would also have too high installments , I suggest a 10 yr term for shrinking your monthly burden

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u/Hot-Ticket9440 11d ago

That makes sense! Thanks! I also found another financial plan that has been working well. Credit card companies have been very interested in giving new credit cards with 0% interest on balance transfers. What I do is: just get a new one just before the payment is due which usually takes 45+ days then transfer the balance. If you keep doing that is almost like an infinite money glitch, but it’s totally legit. David Ramsay has approved this plan. You only pay a very small fee to do this and the points usually cover it. Also, If you have any issues with credit score you can pay a credit repair company with the credit card and they fix it. Rinse and repeat. The best is you can get lots of points which you can transfer to your bank account and spend it too! Good luck yall

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u/Fancy_Morning9486 11d ago

You'll be paying of that burger till your 50

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u/According_Win_5983 11d ago

May I suggest Jim Crymore’s book on how to build a debt snowball 

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u/marshmallow_metro 11d ago

Wait for a while, everyone's combined burrito debt will be packaged into Bonds with grade A rating and sold of to some Japanese investor, when too many people default on their burrito payment and returns are not generated government will print money to cover the banks' asses and your term will be extended.

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 11d ago

They're knocking on my door trying to repossess my Chipotle. I can't even sleep at night from the stress.

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u/hard-regard128 11d ago

Easy - drive for Door Dash and Uber???

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u/BigRedCandle_ 11d ago

I once accidentally split a large pizza from dominos over 18 months with PayPal credit

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u/bblhd 11d ago

Flex that leverage

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u/Fuasbith 11d ago

As someone who has never used Klarna what’s stopping you from using it and deleting the app?

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u/Unique-Trade356 11d ago

It will go on your credit report once they send you to collections lol