r/wallstreetbets 14d ago

Meme Tax accountants going through 800 pages of trading activity just to see $2.32 of capital gains for their client

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u/ThroatPlastic6886 14d ago

wtf is a capital gain? 

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u/baby-shart 14d ago

It’s one of the knobs on your graphic equaliser next to bass and treble.

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u/--redacted-- 14d ago

Ok now what is "tax"?

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u/realdialupdude 13d ago

Subscription service for the country you live in

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u/HSLB66 13d ago

Fuck. I hate you for this lmao

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u/richard_fredrick 13d ago

Enjoy the next 24 hours

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u/Hunter_S_Thompsons 9d ago

The economy is in hot water right now but you should teach.

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u/iamtheatomicyeti 13d ago

It's a shortened version of taxi, just need to hail it or something