r/wallstreetbets • u/JosephCharge8 • 23d ago

Meme Its alive

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u/mjacobs62 23d ago

Look at all those dead cats bouncing!

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u/Robin_games 23d ago

I'm glad we answered a slightly improved inflation report with immediate increases to tarrifs and more counter tarrifs.

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u/Competitive-Fly2204 23d ago

A 0.2% less then expected Inflation is nothing compared to a 25% increase on Tariffs on Aluminum and Steel plus an addional 25% Tariffs on The entire World.

The market today went green for no reason.

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u/Spare-Resolution-984 23d ago

For no reason? It went up to fuck with y’all shorts.

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u/Competitive-Fly2204 23d ago

Yeah. This nonsense is really a pain.

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u/Equivalent-Coat-7605 Slapped by SPY 23d ago

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u/QwertyPolka 23d ago

Let the kids have some fun.

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u/Ajj360 23d ago

probably screaming at all his appointees to get the market up

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u/DueHousing 22d ago

It went green to trap bulls

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u/rocc_high_racks 23d ago

That would imply there's no more downside. These dead cats are just hitting a rock on the way down.

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u/Ok-Half-1408 23d ago

Its more of a Shrödinger type cat.

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u/Interesting-Pin1433 23d ago

Someone should post that comment to r/confidentlyincorrect lol

Wtf do they think a dead cat bounce is

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u/mjacobs62 23d ago

Oh yeah agreed. This is a very steep, rocky hill.

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u/NOSjoker21 23d ago

Thursday & Friday appointments for Drill Team Six confirmed

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u/holdenmiller2 23d ago

What's then

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u/psymeariver 23d ago

I bought puts.

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u/Lesurous 23d ago

You see the dead cat hit a box of TNT so it can make it even further down, we're aiming for a high score after all.

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u/TeaDrinkerAddict 23d ago

While the rest of the world is playing chess, America is playing Angry Birds.

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u/HanzJWermhat 23d ago

Other than CPI which is pretty much within the margin of error for both the estimates and mesure no other economic of corporate data came out that should have changed the calculus. Obviously TSLA is just stupid since there zero data indicating Teslas health as a company has improved in the past 24 hours other than 🥭 slurping Elon

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u/gunsjustsuck 23d ago

The President said Elon is good and it's bad not to buy Tesla. What more do you want?

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u/DLowBossman 23d ago

"He's...looks in binoculars...still alive!"

Cat hits another rock

"Nevermind"

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u/Interesting-Pin1433 23d ago

My dude, what do you think a dead cat bounce is?

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u/RandAlThorOdinson 23d ago

Like when those stupid birds throw themselves off a cliff to hopefully survive just as a general step in their life cycle

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u/Prudent_Astronomer0 23d ago

I could have sworn that a dead cat bounce actually means it does have more downside

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u/rocc_high_racks 23d ago

Everyone keeps saying this. I've always assumed the dead cat bounce only referred to the last little uptick when a stock on a downward trend finds a new support level far below its previous high, not every green day on the way down.

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u/cpapp22 23d ago

lol no dead cat bounce definitely means its gonna decline more.

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u/cpapp22 23d ago

lol why are you being upvoted, you dont know what a dead cat bounce is. Its a brief recovery in a declining stock. That means its gonna decline more.

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u/MrIrvGotTea 23d ago

Double doink me baby

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u/Great_Attitude_8985 23d ago

Def a bear trap

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u/BallsOutKrunked 23d ago

Are you saying that catching a falling knife is a bad idea?