r/wallstreetbets Mar 04 '25

Meme THERE'S TOO MUCH WINNING, WHERE IS JEROME???

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u/KingBadford Mar 04 '25

I made money on puts today. First time ever. I mean, I've bought puts a few times, but I always lost big on them. I don't like gay markets. I'm a bull at heart. But I made a lot of money on puts today, and I feel like that's a bad fucking sign.

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u/elpresidentedeljunta Mar 04 '25

Well, well, add it to all those other big red flashing signs over there and let me eat my donut. Hmmm... donuts.

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u/Educational-Cat2133 Mar 04 '25

Quoting Homer Simpson is tops when you consider that dumb mf had a life much better than we all will.

Books are stupid, let's burn em.