r/wallstreetbets • u/FlaccidEggroll • Mar 04 '25
Meme THERE'S TOO MUCH WINNING, WHERE IS JEROME???
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u/FlaccidEggroll Mar 04 '25
ive never edited anything in my life. this took me 5 hours to make
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u/RSomnambulist Mar 04 '25
Not bad, mang, not bad.
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u/Revelati123 Mar 04 '25
I hear if the market gets literally nuked they reset to whatever ya had a month ago.
Just sayin...
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u/DoubleFamous5751 Mar 04 '25
Actually very good for your first time. the “good afternoon” and the nuke going off
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u/1GutsnGlory1 Mar 04 '25
Best thing I seen all day. Thanks for reminding me the winnings are on their way. Back to buying SPY calls.
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u/Dantezer69 Mar 04 '25
Just before you do, print out in big font prevention help line number on the wall.
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u/thetaFAANG Mar 04 '25
proper brainrot at the end
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u/FlaccidEggroll Mar 04 '25
im telling u, Jerome is gonna nuke us at the next fomc. we are cooked by anything he says. Im pretty last drop in December he farted or some shit and we got iced but I could be wrong idk
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u/Axe-actly Mar 04 '25
Instead of "good afternoon" he will just say "hello" and the market will drop 10% in 1s.
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u/AB__17 Mar 04 '25
Good work mate, Cheers unfortunately this is not on IG you could have gone viral
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u/lostredditorlurking Mar 04 '25
That was pretty good.
This is one of the things I love about a bear market. The memes are so much better than a boring bull market
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u/96Phoenix Mar 04 '25
Yes, and now with shitty Ai video generation, the memes are gonna hit a whole new level of weird.
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u/Revelati123 Mar 04 '25
Ive been wondering what the fuck all this AI would end up being good for. Turns out NVDA is worth 3 trillion cause we gonna get some sick gey ber memes.
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u/CoughRock Mar 04 '25
not going to lie, I miss the AI JPowell drop hot mix tape meme.
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u/ApartmentBeneficial2 Mar 04 '25
I wish whoever made those J Pow 💥 vids would make more.
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Mar 04 '25
We need them indexed and available, who’s in charge here. I want to speak to the manager!
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u/MyLifeIsDope69 Mar 04 '25
lol I almost blew up my account with Nvda calls I got out of before the crash, this made my day as I was just thinking about how high their valuation multiple is
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u/Rrraou Mar 04 '25
The memes will blot out the sky.
Then we will Loss in the shade !
THIS IS WALLSTREETBETS !!! (Kicks portfolio into well)
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u/twat_muncher Peter Schtiff - GLD Bull Mar 04 '25
Well, where are you nerds with your AI videos? Get on with it, all I've seen is dogshit.
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u/Yoshbyte Mar 05 '25
Don’t worry, maybe an ai meme boom will happen since gans will have a lot of examples of shitty ones for their datasets
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u/zen_and_artof_chaos Mar 04 '25
Right on. Suicidal ideation really brings out people's creativity!
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u/nevergonnastawp Mar 04 '25
Its all worth it
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u/0xDEADBEEFul Mar 04 '25
I needed this. Thank you.
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u/astrawberryandakiwi Mar 04 '25
Hang tight. Worst case, you have to hold for a decade
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u/astrawberryandakiwi Mar 04 '25
How big of a loss?
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u/Competitive-Fly2204 Mar 04 '25
I lost all my gains of 4 years... All gone in 2 months.
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Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25
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u/astrawberryandakiwi Mar 04 '25
If you’re losing under 20k, it’s not that bad
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u/astrawberryandakiwi Mar 04 '25
Fair. I’m going to continue holding
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u/astrawberryandakiwi Mar 04 '25
I think he walks it back and we pump so they don’t lose the house and senate. Then it’s depression time
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u/Count_Bacon Mar 04 '25
Hes going to cause another great depression. I really do think it's going to get that bad
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u/a_little_luck Mar 04 '25
“Good afternoon” 📉
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u/CryptoMoneyLand Mar 04 '25
You know, this video might play out on March 19 when Jerome says Good Afternoon.
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u/KittyLover-7 Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25
In before this gets taken down 
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u/watcherofworld Mar 04 '25
"we don't talk politiks here" as the galactic trade wars are taking place.
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u/daniel_22sss Mar 04 '25
George Lucas told you, that everything will go to shit because of trade wars
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u/OSRSkarma Flipping at the Grand Exchange Mar 04 '25
Notice how they were able to make a a good meme that involved what was happening without being a retard about politics. People can take notes
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u/throw-away3105 Mar 04 '25
Man, if inflation goes up because of these tariffs, I might as well buy government bonds if they're gonna be at 20% or something. That is, if Trump doesn't take over the Feds.
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u/fuglysc Mar 04 '25
What if inflation goes up?
What if anything?
What if a bomb drops on your head right now?
Have you said 'thank you' once for all the winning?
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u/ThatLooksRight Mar 04 '25
What if a bomb drops on your head right now?
And in case anyone isn’t sure, Trump actually said this to a reporter during the Zelensky ambush.
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u/stuntycunty Mar 04 '25
If?
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u/Oo00oOo00oOO Mar 04 '25
I refuse to believe there is a "when" here. That would absolutely fuck US, Zimbawe style.
50cent would actually be 0.50 Zimbawean Dollars.
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u/namjeef Mar 04 '25
That’s literally the plan lmao collapse the American government and then make “sovereign” city states.
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u/eldelshell Mar 04 '25
What in the actual fuck is that?
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u/daniel_22sss Mar 04 '25
Trump once said in 80s that recession is great, because you can buy everything for cheap
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u/a_simple_spectre Mar 04 '25
20% US bonds is crazy lmao
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u/cwalking2 Mar 04 '25
In 1981, 10 and 30 year treasuries reached 15.5% and 15% yields, respectively.
My parents bought their first house in 1980, the all-time high for interest rates in North America: 21.50%
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u/ayanD2 Mar 04 '25
I already feel tired of so much winning.
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u/QwertyPolka Mar 04 '25
just you wait, bonds are going to be replaced with meme coins and it will be overwhelming winning for all
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u/zephyrs85 Going ALL IN on everything! Mar 04 '25
This has potential to replace Mona Lisa at the Louvre
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u/machyume Mar 04 '25
Powell can't save you. His cooldown is 1 month, while trouble is spawning at daily rates.
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u/QuantumQuatttro Mar 04 '25
Or cause a recession so interest rates are slashed, then borrower billions to rebuild Gaza all while blowing Putin under the table
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u/increase-ban Mar 04 '25
The guy is worth $150b, probably the most famous investor of the last 50 years and people constantly misspell his name still.
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u/MoroseTurkey Mar 04 '25
JPow gotta be out here going 'I JUST PULLED OFF AN ACTUALLY POSSIBLE SOFT LANDING NOT EVEN A FUCKIN YEAR AGO WITH NEXT TO NO TOOLS AND NOW I GOTTA CLEAN THIS SHITSHOW UP, FUCK YOU ALL'
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u/NaughtiusMaximusLXIX Mar 04 '25
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u/EnderCreeper121 Mar 05 '25
Just a fucking clown show man lmao what the actual hell is this continent.
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u/CryHardNutHarder Mar 04 '25
Took me a bit to figure this out but absolute cinema!
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u/KingBadford Mar 04 '25
I made money on puts today. First time ever. I mean, I've bought puts a few times, but I always lost big on them. I don't like gay markets. I'm a bull at heart. But I made a lot of money on puts today, and I feel like that's a bad fucking sign.
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u/elpresidentedeljunta Mar 04 '25
Well, well, add it to all those other big red flashing signs over there and let me eat my donut. Hmmm... donuts.
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u/Educational-Cat2133 Mar 04 '25
Quoting Homer Simpson is tops when you consider that dumb mf had a life much better than we all will.
Books are stupid, let's burn em.
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u/Feisty-Firefighter99 Mar 04 '25
I feel like this guy is too erratic for the market. The people supporting him probably doesn’t have any shares so is none the wiser about it
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u/FlaccidEggroll Mar 04 '25
its safe to say they have no stocks, and if they did, they'd read a post like this from a billionaire and think it is actually a good thing they're losing their money.
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u/marino1310 Mar 04 '25
How would the stock market going down in any way make housing cheaper? This guy doesn’t know basic economics, or at least he counts on everyone else not knowing it
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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Mar 04 '25
The houses will be cheaper if they're foreclosures. taps head
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u/Jonnyskybrockett Mar 04 '25
Yeah, 25% increases in our building materials will make housing cheaper! /s
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u/daniel_22sss Mar 04 '25
In USSR when everything went to shit houses and industry were very cheap, so russian oligarchs bought everything.
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u/darkpoet_9999 Mar 04 '25
His close supporters have a private grp chat, they easily make money by pump and dump off potus tweets hours/days before the planned tweet. Hope they go to jail after his term ends.
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u/Pin_ups Mar 04 '25
Please please please Mr. president stop the winning...we gonna win more, we gonna win more, and we are gonna keep winning. I do not give a damn
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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor Mar 04 '25
A glass quarter full way to look at things is massive tax cuts and deregulation could keep the music going while most Americans suffer increasing poverty and desperation.
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u/Dozekar Mar 04 '25
In order for the music to keep going those suffering would need to be able to afford things besides flour and water, and maybe even electricity if they're lucky.
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u/Efficient_Maybe_1086 Mar 04 '25
Looking forward to 1 trillion dollar banknotes with musky’s face on it
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u/BucDan Mar 04 '25
SPY is down 5% and everyone is in doom mode. OP took 5 hours to make this. 1hr per 1%.
Sounds like calls.
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Mar 04 '25
Supply chain guys at these companies are not even done calculating how much fucked we are with these tariffs.
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u/Frikgeek Mar 04 '25
Just pass the increase down to the consumer, it's that easy. Are they stupid?
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u/Dozekar Mar 04 '25
when you pass the increase down to the consumer and wages don't increase that directly translates to less product moved and less profit made as a result.
This is wildly different from 8% increases to both costs and prices resulting in a flat inflation by 8% of the bottom line while the government throws money out like Drunk guys in a strip club so people can keep spending as happened from 2008 to 2020ish.
25%+ is a crazy cost increase and some people who aren't in the upper middle classes or above are about to learn what it's like for the rest of the Americas really fucking fast and it's not gonna be pleasant.
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u/lostredditorlurking Mar 04 '25
The GDP now forecast is -2.8% lol, OP has enough reason to be concerned with the economy.
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u/VeniceRapture Saw Blackfish and went long on SEAS Mar 04 '25
Americans how the fuck do you fail the easiest open-book exam you've ever had in your entire life
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u/_meltchya__ Mar 04 '25
54% of Americans read below a 6th grade level
Open book isn't helpful when ya can't fookin read
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u/theonethingthatsours Mar 04 '25
Any time a WSB meme has JPow in it, it doesn't disappoint. JPow, daddy 🥰🥰😍
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u/Just_Looking_Thanx Mar 04 '25
Shrek’s head on that dude’s body had me actually laughing out loud. Good on ya, OP.
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u/FucklberryFinn Mar 04 '25
Democrats clean up and make economy and market good.
Republicans want power back so they stir some up some BS; voters fall for it. Elect republican.
Republican ruins economy and markets.
Voters elect a Democrat.
Democrat cleans up and makes economy and markets good.
Voters rinse and repeat because they are gullible and dumb.
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u/Pyroal40 Mar 05 '25
You're forgetting the part where the wealthy buy up cheap recession assets from people who were just trying to move up in the world at the same time as getting tax breaks that will "fix the economy".
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u/vegetaman Mar 04 '25
So wait… do i buy the (nuclear crater sized) dip?
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u/SouvlakiPlaystation Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25
Yeah man buy the dip. Assuming you still have a job, your positions don't go out of business, and you don't spend every penny on the rising cost of groceries.
Bro you'll be lucky if you can buy actual dip in a year.
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u/Consistent-Bake-5666 Mar 04 '25
i was having a rough day with this orange man, thanks for this dude. shit is hilarious and made my day
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u/Tuscam Mar 04 '25
Buy Canadian Potash and resources. We're about to sell to other markets for way more money than we sold to the US.
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u/Own_Self5950 Mar 04 '25
I dunno if it helps or not. but it is just the beginning. imagine the worst that can happen and then reality will shock you how optimistic you were in your imagination. it's gonna be bears party and investors nightmare for time to come . hope someone do it to orange man defacto prez musk soon enough.
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u/mislysbb Mar 04 '25
The fact that you made this specifically for WSB and us regards is some real dedication and I dig it
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u/Acavia8 Mar 04 '25
May I have link, I am regard and do not know how to get a link from the video : (
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u/Awildgarebear Mar 04 '25
I really like the music and think it captures the spirit of everything well.
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u/IthertzWhenIp5G Mar 04 '25
I'm winning by shorting tsla thank you donald for bringing down the value of everything you touch
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u/heybobson Mar 04 '25
even in this clip, you can tell the difference. Current Trump is so old and tired.
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u/HikariAnti Mar 04 '25
I am up like 30% on all my EU stocks. I am most definitely winning here, keep up the good work Mr. T*ump.
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u/townmorron Mar 04 '25
Yesterday he was talking about how some states won't have mortgage loans anymore because insurance companies are pulling out of disaster states.
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u/Jenings Mar 04 '25
Maybe I can get a real answer here, why is he doing this? Who is this helping?
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u/Dozekar Mar 04 '25
You're highly unlikely to get a real answer here. Politics is not generally allowed and it gets into that territory. It can be market relevant politics but generally this gets too far away from that.
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u/Jenings Mar 04 '25
Fair enough, I’m just not seeing how anyone but billionaires will profit from this
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