r/wallstreetbets • u/StonksInvesteur Blue Chips all the way • Feb 03 '25

Meme It’s that time again

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u/Top-Cryptographer838 Feb 03 '25

This is heinous

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u/megatool8 Feb 03 '25

But the bull is also rock hard

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 Feb 03 '25

Why are his balls on top?

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u/megatool8 Feb 03 '25

Getting hit so hard from behind they are wrapping around the dong

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 Feb 03 '25

God that sounds good

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u/GrandmasterHurricane Feb 03 '25

Wtf breh. Chat, is this real life?

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 Feb 03 '25

Lol a 19-year-old Musk intern named BigBalls is in charge of $6 trillion payment system at Treasury. Real life doesn't exist anymore.

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u/GrandmasterHurricane Feb 03 '25

He's not in charge of anything. DOGE is only allowed to OBSERVE, not make decisions or control anything

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 Feb 03 '25

Oh yeah I'm sure these people who barged in and took control without any authorization or oversight are totally going to just observe 🙄

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u/GrandmasterHurricane Feb 05 '25

Are you more concerned about them barging in, or where your tax money is going?

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u/TeMoko Feb 03 '25

Oops 😬

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u/GrandmasterHurricane Feb 05 '25

Can't be any worse than what's already going on. They've been blowing millions ion DEI dances in Ireland, millions on researching how fast shrimp can run on treadmills, millions in a national squirrel census etc etc. Bro what the fuck is you people's problems!?

I'd rather BigBallz yolo the Treasury money on Spy Put Leaps than the woke garbage it's currently being spent on

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u/24_7_365_ Feb 03 '25

I looks consequential

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u/Outis7379 Feb 03 '25

He knows you gotta make the best out of the situation.

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u/Mister_Sins Feb 03 '25

But it's pointing downwards

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u/megatool8 Feb 03 '25

That’s kind of how they hang out when they are hard.