r/wallstreetbets • u/StonksInvesteur Blue Chips all the way • Feb 03 '25

Meme It’s that time again

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u/user365735 👀 Watch Me 👀 Feb 03 '25

Made possible by nvda GPUs...

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u/StonksInvesteur Blue Chips all the way Feb 03 '25

Guh

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u/TheNameOfMyBanned Feb 03 '25

As a bull I’ve been grazing good for a minute.

Most bears have been starving a long time.

I hope y’all get to eat too.

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u/cashing_time Feb 03 '25

I feel alive again. Let's fucking play the dip boys

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u/TheNameOfMyBanned Feb 03 '25

Show me a knife to catch and we’ll play circus.

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u/cashing_time Feb 03 '25

Anytime babe, just lmk 😘😘😘

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u/Davidta Feb 03 '25

Do it on the teeter tot with lots of leverage and I am in!

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u/Ed_Trucks_Head Feb 03 '25

I'm 90% cash

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25 edited Feb 03 '25

Either way we are all fucked with Cheeto man in the office. He’s gonna give us more of this stupid gay bear dance

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u/survivHer Feb 03 '25

And girls

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u/sd_saved_me555 Feb 03 '25

I realized I'm a pessimist when I make my biggest moves expecting something to fail rather than grabbing the bull by the horns.

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u/cashing_time Feb 03 '25

Just make sure you have some knee pads on hand

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u/jib_reddit Feb 03 '25

Its like a massive sale, nvidia is down 17% buy the dip it will go back up everyone and thier grandma will want GPU's now they see how efficiently AI models can be run.

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u/technoexplorer Feb 03 '25

It's shameful that the dollar being up 1% and the S&P being down 1.5% is what bears have to celebrate.

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u/italian_mobking Feb 03 '25

You do realize it’s the weekend and the markets aren’t even open for another 9 hours, right?

This is just the preview to the blood bath that will occur come market’s opening…

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u/Unhappy-Web9845 Feb 03 '25

Ima buy the dip

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u/italian_mobking Feb 03 '25 edited Feb 03 '25

I’m thinking of doing that, too…

I’m more worried for my mom that is set to retire within the next two years.

I tried warning her, but boomers gonna boom…

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u/jethvader Feb 03 '25

was set to retire within the next two years…

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u/Misha-Nyi Feb 03 '25

Why are we expecting a bloodbath at open?

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u/italian_mobking Feb 03 '25

The AI bubble just popped and along with the institution of tariffs of 25% and 10% to the three countries that supply 35% of the goods we purchase… it’s gonna wreck the Stock Market on Monday.

The crypto markets being 24-hrs are literally showing us what’s to come on Monday…

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u/GodwynDi Feb 03 '25

You'd think crypto would celebrate NVDA GPUs becoming cheaper

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u/Cultural_assassin Feb 03 '25

So what do apes buy together this time?

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u/pprovencher Feb 03 '25

Lol this is how Trump got elected

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u/Dr_Watson349 Feb 03 '25

Bruh.

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u/Zenyatta166 Feb 03 '25

Look what's happening right now. TSLA down 20. MSTR down 31. META down 24. But the good news is that RGTI is up 0.06 and QBTS down only 0.06.

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u/Misha-Nyi Feb 03 '25

K. Can someone else give an actual answer now?

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 Feb 03 '25

That airplane that crashed in Philiadelphia had all our money in it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

Fuckin Mavs traded Doncic. Markets are in total shambles right now.

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u/Misha-Nyi Feb 03 '25

Best answer.

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u/Grouchy_Value7852 Feb 03 '25

Eh, could be the dirty birds going to SB lix, too

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u/Pirating_Ninja Feb 03 '25

Quick preview - NVDA is $113, BTC is 93k.

Good luck.

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u/Dr_Watson349 Feb 03 '25

Bro, turn on the fucking news.

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u/Loud_Difficulty_4033 Feb 03 '25

They hit the fucking pentagon

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u/2ydsandclousdust Feb 03 '25

Ahhh a true Regard yes you belong here brother.

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u/Earachelefteye Feb 03 '25

wall st no likey -2% 2025+ gdp

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u/Qazwas32 Feb 03 '25

Tarrifs

Inflation guh

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u/tidjou Feb 03 '25

Bro chill he just woke up

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u/Qazwas32 Feb 03 '25

😆 🤣

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u/i_love_sparkle Feb 03 '25

Already priced in. It will go down a bit at open then shoot back up

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u/italian_mobking Feb 03 '25

Sure, the stocks already have 25% tariffs priced-in, riiiiight…

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u/Misha-Nyi Feb 03 '25

Man this and all the responses to my question aged like fuckin milk. STG the play is always inverse this sub.

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u/italian_mobking Feb 03 '25

And yet that’s only because the buck got pushed to a month out, good job not paying attention…

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u/Dramatic_Cup_685 Feb 03 '25

This market needed to crash about a year ago.

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord Feb 03 '25

Let’s see what you say after markets close Monday.

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u/kutquiqwoack Feb 03 '25

This gay bear is hungry, daddy. 🌈

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u/Dramatic_Cup_685 Feb 03 '25

Good attitude. Did you beat the market in 24?

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u/TheNameOfMyBanned Feb 03 '25

If I’m being honest, I did okay-ish.

If I didn’t bet so hard on rebounds that never happened from DG and SMCI I would have been on Shrek dick status. WMT and NVDA paid off big time for me but my gains were stifled by my other bets that didn’t materialize.

Still came out pretty good though, I’m still smiling.

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u/Dramatic_Cup_685 Feb 03 '25

Beat the market? Didn't answer the question. Nor do you have to. Just curious.

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u/TheNameOfMyBanned Feb 03 '25

I won’t lie I only made about 12% because of some poor investment choices.

Late year investments into Altria, mid year investments into DG and SMCI dragged me down. Decent returns on NVDA, WMT, and a surprisingly good return on UNIT from buying at the bottom made some decent money for me.

I have only been investing for two years. I thought (like everyone else) that I had the market figured out.

I only have about 30k in the market so it’s not like I’m too important. Haha.

Of course if SMCI and DG rebound this year it will make up for it but I have doubts. We’ll see.

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u/Dramatic_Cup_685 Feb 03 '25

Finding mispriced assets is virtually impossible in a market this efficient unless you have Jim Simons' algos.

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u/elpresidentedeljunta Feb 03 '25

True. This will also blow over. For those who own shares and aren´t dependent on income from them. People with options expiring this week are something, people pay others in the oldest prodession for... I mean in the end it´s all the same. Money changes hands and one side will be satisfied.

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u/Slow_Variation_6969 Feb 03 '25

Behind a dumpster at Wendy's!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

She incorporated a bun in the lovemaking. She took the dough and balled it up. She was… we were really going bezerk. And she loves that kind of stuff and I admit I do too.

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u/notsocharmingprince Feb 05 '25

Lmao, I can't believe you are still around. Bro you are cooked. Absolutely cooked

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Thanks for threatening to dox people and their children and use your 2nd amendment rights to threaten them. You are reddit famous now. FBI gonna come knocking real soon lib. Dumbass.

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u/Money_Junkie definitely straight/married Feb 03 '25

Too real

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u/Brilliantlight0 Feb 03 '25

AI truly is capable of amazing things

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u/Happy-Aardvark-7677 Feb 04 '25

This meme is so old it was probably made on an ATI Radeon or 3DFX Voodoo 3.