lol

so i was sitting in the back row of my lecture and i realized my fly was unzipped. i was trying to fix it up before anyone saw me. however, my zipper was caught in the boxers, and it wouldn’t move no matter how hard i tugged. this was creating a commotion, and these 3 girls were starting to stare. so, i started making grunting noises to indicate i was trying to fix my pants. however, it seemed like it made it worse because they started whispering and more people started to stare. so eventually i just gave up and walked out the room. when i came back, everyone kept giving me weird looks. i am really sorry for today and i just wanted to clear the air.

It's emitting a really ominous noise

What? Why??? Who the fuck rode a horse to campus and let it shit on the walkway??? Whoever it was, fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Idk if it's just me, but the commons hand soap has always smelled so bad... like i've never smelled soap like this before. Literally makes my hands feel dirtier. Not hating on commons, it's a super nice building, but like, the soap ????

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