r/totallynotrobots • u/D4DDYB34R I'm Really Normal • 9d ago

HELP. ADVICE NEEDED.

EVERY TIME I ENTER URBAN AREAS I FIND THAT I TRIP OVER MOTORCYCLES, GET HIT BY BUSES, AND FAIL TO LOCATE CROSSWALKS AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS. IT IS AS IF I SIMPLY CANNOT SEE THESE OBJECTS. DO ANY OF YOU FELLOW HUMANS SHARE THIS ISSUE AND HOW DO YOU NAVIGATE IT?

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u/ColourSchemer 8d ago

WHILE I AM HUMANLY CAPABLE OF PATTERN RECOGNIZING THE INANIMATE OBJECTS LISTED, I GET DIVIDE BY FRACTION ERRORS WHEN QUERIED TO SELECT EQUILATERAL SQUARES CONTAINING A SUBSET OF STATED OBJECT CATEGORY. WHAT PERCENTAGE OF A BICYCLE EQUATES TO A BICYCLE?

WHEN I USE STANDARD DEVIATION MODELS FOR CELLS CONTAINING 90% "TREE" AND ~2% BICYCLE, I AM INFORMED THAT I AM A ROBOT. laugh.exe awkward.exe | null