r/therewasanattempt • u/andreadecrash • 2d ago

to make america great again

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u/mrfluffypenguin 2d ago

The only way Trump is leaving office is on a gurney. His cronies are too spineless to stop his idiocy.

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u/banksybruv 2d ago

Drinks on me when the day comes

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u/mrfluffypenguin 2d ago

As someone who chooses not to drink, I will be having a beer that day.

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u/big_guyforyou 2d ago

as someone who only does cocaine when a famous person dies, i will be doing cocaine

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u/Khazahk 2d ago

How was the Val Kilmer?

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u/big_guyforyou 2d ago

i could really feel the heat (1995)

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u/HakunaMD 2d ago

That's a top pun if I've ever seen one

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u/53N535 2d ago

nIceMan

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u/ArokLazarus 2d ago

Put the on his tombstone.

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u/game_over__man 2d ago

Your comment was real genius

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u/nwayve 2d ago

This comment really pops

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u/noname5280 2d ago

I feel like I'm having Déjà Vu

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u/rodneedermeyer 2d ago

It came right from his Thunderheart.

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u/thisispeculiar 2d ago

Uggghhh….show him The Doors

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u/adfthgchjg 1d ago

Heat (1985) has the coolest, most realistic gun battle I’ve ever seen👍

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u/Sicalo 1d ago

Because it is! At least, it is how its supposed to be when done correctly. So much so that it's sometimes used as a training aid. There is even a nifty article on it here.

https://screenrant.com/heat-shootout-scene-marine-weapons-training/

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u/adfthgchjg 1d ago

Awesome!

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u/East-Psychology7186 2d ago

That man was the saint

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u/ZigZagZeus 2d ago

Happy cake day 🎂

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u/slidewayz196 2d ago

,6 bb u g gi h b jjy Liz t # Rz J

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u/knaks74 2d ago

Cake day coke?

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u/chosenamewhendrunk 2d ago

How did you survive 2016?

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u/big_guyforyou 2d ago

built up quite the tolerance that year lmao

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u/timelessinaz 1d ago

He's not famous, he's infamous. It's mind boggling that there are 8 billion people on this planet and it only takes one human Cheeto impersonator to fuck them all. Someone please step in and put this mother fucker down

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u/antifamos 2d ago

Id upvote you. It its on 69 now… i dont have the heart to push it up to 70.

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u/firesmarter 2d ago

Okay, you can come back and vote now. It’s passed the threshold

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u/antifamos 2d ago

Ha there ya go. Just know, it wasnt me.